Awkward chords by Colleen Ballinger

Chords with lyrics

Submitted by Dara

Intro:
D MajorD D D MajorD D

Verse:
      D MajorD                A augmentedA
When you're hanging with a friend you don't see very much
You know the kind
C majorC            G+G
See them once a year for coffee or brunch
    D MajorD            A augmentedA         C majorC
And you struggle really hard to think of things to talk about
G+G
Oh
    D MajorD             A augmentedA
So you talk about the weather and pretend that you care
     C majorC             G+G
When she says she's tried something new with her hair
    D MajorD
So you fake a smile
     A augmentedA            C majorC      G+G
then the worst thing in the world happens

Chorus:
   D MajorD        G7G7      C majorC G+G
This awful thing also happens in an uber
  D MajorD              G7G7
Its also very common when you're with strangers
   C majorC  G+G
in an elevator
  E7E7                       A augmentedA
So brace yourself cuz this awful thing is about to occur

pause
      D MajorD
its awkward silence {its the worst thing in the world}

Verse 2:
     D MajorD                  A augmentedA
When you go to your friends house and you're hanging with him
      C majorC                 G+G
And you're having lots of fun and then their parents walk in
  D MajorD          A augmentedA          C majorC
But suddenly the friend decides to leave the room
 G+G
Oh NO
     D MajorD              A augmentedA
You small talk with the parents for a minute or two
     C majorC                G+G
But that doesn't last long and you don't know what to do
    D MajorD               A augmentedA              C majorC
And you know whats coming next and you pray your friend to come and save you
G+G
Mm

Chorus:
   D MajorD        G7G7      C majorC G+G
This awful thing also happens in an uber
  D MajorD              G7G7
Its also very common when you're with strangers
   C majorC  G+G
in an elevator
  E7E7                       A augmentedA
So brace yourself cuz this awful thing is about to occur

pause
      D MajorD
its awkward silence

Bridge:
    G7G7
I would rather have a hangnail i would rather date your mom

I would rather get a paper cut of lick a bathroom stall
C majorC      C minorCm         D MajorD
Anything is better than awkward silence
    G7G7
I would rather watch (Fossil Creek) I'd rather eat your poo

I would rather not skip the ad on YouTube
C majorC      C minorCm         D MajorD
Anything is better than awkward silence
    G7G7
I would rather step in ice cube puddles while wearing socks
G7G7
I would rather use my nails on chalk board instead of chalk
C majorC      C minorCm         D MajorD
Anything is better than awkward silence
    G7G7
I would rather have the (ria) or watch my parents hump

I'd rather listen to Nickelback or hang out with Trump-

Pause. {Actually, I'd rather not do that...No}
    C majorC      C minorCm
Almost anything is better than awkward
D MajorD