I'm Gettin Stoned chords by Eric Church

Chords with lyrics

This song is in the key of C. To make it sound like the record, you need to tune to drop D,
then tune everything down a full step.

It should look like this:

E MajorE tuned to D MajorD
BB tuned to A augmentedA
G+G tuned to FF
D MajorD tuned to C majorC
A augmentedA tuned to G+G
E MajorE tuned to C majorC

Chords used:
D5:       Csus4:         G:       C:       A:
 D-x       D-1         D-3      D-x      D-x
 A-3       A-1         A-3      A-5      A-2
 F-2       F-0         F-0      F-5      F-2
 C-0       C-3         C-0      C-5      C-2
 G-0       G-3         G-x      G-x      G-0
 C-0       C-x         C-5      C-x      C-x

Intro:
D5D5

Verse 1:
D5D5             Csus4Csus4
Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall
   G+G             D5D5
To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all
    D5D5             Csus4Csus4
They made plans to be together. I made plans to be alone.
    G+G     C majorC  G+G    D5D5
She got a rock,     I'm gettin' stoned.


Verse 2:
  D5D5             Csus4Csus4
Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now.
    G+G             D5D5
Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground.
    D5D5              Csus4Csus4
They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone.
    G+G     C majorC  G+G      D5D5
She got a rock,      I'm gettin' stoned

Chorus:
    G+G          D5D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A augmentedA            C*  D5D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G+G               D5D5      G+G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
     G+G    C majorC  G+G   D5D5
She got a rock,     I'm gettin' stoned.

*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments

Verse 3:
   D5D5            Csus4Csus4
Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells.
  G+G            D5D5
That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail.
 D5D5              Csus4Csus4
So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't.
     G+G    C majorC  G+G    D5D5
She got a rock,     I'm getting' stoned

Chorus:
     G+G          D5D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A augmentedA            C*  D5D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G+G               D5D5       G+G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
     G+G    C majorC  G+G   D5D5
She got a rock,     I'm gettin' stoned.

*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments

Guitar Solo:
G+G  D5D5  G+G  D5D5 G+G D5D5 A augmentedA D5D5

Tag:
   G+G                  D5D5         G+G
So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on
     G+G    C majorC G+G     D5D5
She got a rock,     I'm gettin' stoned
       G+G   C majorC            D5D5
Yea she got a rock,       Haha   I'm gettin' stoned.

Outro:
Vamp on D5D5

*Note* If you prefer, you can play the F/CF/C in place of the Csus4Csus4 throughout the song.
I think the open note sounds better, and is what is being played on the album.
Try both and you'll agree it's very hard to tell.
The F/CF/C looks like this:

D-1
A-1
F-2
C-3
G-3