Eatin Big Time Chords

Key: F# Intro: N.C. (One, two) D (Ah-one, two, three, four) Verse 1: D I wasn't braced and kissed my face D With the scope of my rifle D I had shot it from a blind, as in you'd be blind not to see G That there's a man in the doorway D Of a motherfuckin' mansion A D Aimin' at the feeder where you'd sat to take a feast

Verse 2: D That's what I said, that's what I did D And it did not cut one corner D As I carved that fat-neck-mother right down to the bone G I let him hang for several days D And then I cut off hide and scriffin' A D I cut it thin, then throw it in a tupperware to soak Chorus: G D Fried some pieces while I worked D It tasted like I'd made it A Fried in Wagner casted butter in a quiet country place G With albums gold and platinum D Overflowin' to the ceiling A D Eatin' big time is a feelin' with the friends that I have made Verse 3: D Keep my time on my Weiss D Ya goddamn right, I'm flexin' D 'Cause a thousand-dollar watch is fine enough flex for me G D Have you ever got to hold and blow a thousand fuckin' dollars? A D It runs for forty hours, and then it winds itself to sleep Chorus: G It's fought for like a bitch D And it's a bitch to keep it goin' A When they ain't nobody knowin' any prayer you've ever sang G See me now, I'm on the sow D And I'm ridin' to your city A D Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty, ain't she witty, ain't she great? [Instrumental Break] D G D A D Bridge: D Ain't she great, ain't she grand? D In my world, she's irreplaceable D I'm her surfboard in the kitchen D My blessings come in waves G She's my rebirth, she's my lemonade D My gravy and my biscuits D Mama, I've been out there huntin' A D I'mma need you to make a plate [Out-Chorus] G She pets my head and whispers D "You poor thing, you must be famished A I just knew that this would happen, I got all the fixin's made" G D I'll get tick-full 'fore I ever pull myself off of this table A D Eatin' big time, ain't she pretty? Just rollin' in the shade A D Eatin' big time in the holler, ain't it lovely, ain't it great?