Neither Did I chords by Mark Chesnutt

Neither Did I
Artist: Mark Chesnutt
Album: Tradition Lives (2016)
Written by Monty Criswell, Tim Menzies and Jimmy Ritchey

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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Boys, did you know a woman likes to take long walks
                                A
Wants you hangin’ on every word while she talks
      A
‘Bout feelings and flowers and meanin’s of things
                                        D
And how I’m flunkin’ all the quizzes in her magazines
           D
Seems that drinkin’ here every Friday night
                          A
Is an immature monumental waste of time
        A
Did you know she’s finally had enough of me
    A
And all of y’all are the reason why
            D
Neither did I

Pre-Chorus:
                 G                  D
It’s all news to me I didn’t have a clue
                  G                       A
Hey, pass me that beer help me think this through


Chorus:
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Boys, did you know if she kicks you out
                                      A
She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse
        A
Did you know there’s a room in the back of this bar
       A
With a couch where you can crash for the night
            D
Neither did I


Break:
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Verse 2:
D
Boys, did you know a ceramic vase
                              A
Can bounce off a wall and not even break
           A
And one of them plug it in kitchen knives
                                 D
Can saw four fishin’ rods in the blink of an eye
    D
And three short seconds in a microwave
                            A
Make damn sure your Haggard CD never plays
        A
Did you know when a woman takes the stand in a dress
       A
Cut to there man, justice ain’t blind
            D
Neither did I


Pre-Chorus:
                 G                  D
It’s all news to me I didn’t have a clue
                  G                       A
Hey, pass me that beer help me think this through


Chorus:
D
Boys, did you know if she kicks you out
                                      A
She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse
        A
Did you know there’s a room in the back of this bar
       A
With a couch where you can crash for the night
            D
Neither did I


Tag:
        A
Did you know there’s a room in the back of this bar
       A
With a couch where you can crash for the night
          A
When it’s quiet current runnin’ through neon gets to hummin’
       A
Like a honky-tonk lullaby
            D
Neither did I


Outro:
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