Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Chorus:
Dm G
How're you gonna show up late
C F
With a coffee in your hand?
Dm G
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
C F
While you hit the coffee stand?
Dm G
How're you gonna waltz in here?
C F
Iced coffee in hand
Dm G
Big smile on your big dumb face
C F
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
Verse 1:
Dm G
How're you gonna show up late
C F
But have a coffee in your hand?
Dm G
I'm racking my brain but I don't
C F
understand
Dm G
You you you you, you were fifteen
C
minutes late
F Dm
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
G C
Seems like you could've skipped one or
F
two
Dm
And I wouldn't have been alone
G C
Waiting for you, all alone at that
F Dm
Said time that we set
G C
I was here at one on the dot
F
You were not
Dm G
You lied and said that it was hard
C F
to find a parking spot
Chorus:
Dm G
How're you gonna show up late
C F
With a coffee in your hand?
Dm G
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
C F
While you hit the coffee stand?
Dm G
How're you gonna waltz in here?
C F
Iced coffee in hand
Dm G
Big smile on your big dumb face
C F
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
Verse 2:
Dm G
I bet you think the song is about you
C F
But it's about me
Dm G
I'm frequently late and walk in with
C
coffee
F Dm
I fucking hate myself for that
G C
But it's who I am
F Dm
Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else
G
in LA
C F
And pay for a mantra "Don't be late"
Dm
"Don't bring a coffee and don't be
G
late"
C F
That's my TM mantra, maybe someday
Dm G
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but
C F
that's LA
Dm G
Seems like meditation should be free
C F
Maybe that's just me
Dm G
That thinks it's a con to make you
C F
pay for a mantra
