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Key: G
B-side.
Verse 1:
G
Another day, another shirt
F G
I never sleep, I only work
G
Where do I park, where do I park?
F
Don't ask me if I'm having fun, I am not
G
I'm only working part-time at the record shop
F G
And my friends all call me Mr. Chocolate Croissant
G
And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens
F C
I'm gonna sit up straight and chew
Chorus 1:
C D C
I hope you get the job, or not
G D
Whatever you prefer
D C
Go pet the dog, or not
G D
Whatever you prefer
D C
Go make new friends, or don't
G D
Whatever you prefer
C G
Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way
Verse 2:
G
Another shoe, another service
F
A length of tape, a higher purpose
G
I took a test, for purity
F G
I got the results, and they were negative
G
Now everybody's dog is going out for a walk
F G
And the voters write in "Mr. Chocolate Croissant"
G
And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens
F C
Good game good game good game good game
Chorus 2:
C D C
I hope you get the job, or not
G D
Whatever you prefer
D C
Go pet the dog, or not
G D
Whatever you prefer
D C
Go make new friends, or don't
G
Whatever you prefer
C G
Or find true love
Chorus 3:
C D C
I hope you get the raise, or not
G D
Whatever you prefer
D C
Go cut your hair, or don't
G D
Whatever you prefer
D C
Go make new friends, or don't
G D
Whatever you prefer
C G
Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way
Song History
Published: January 16, 2025
Last Updated: September 10, 2025