I Dodged A Mullet chords by The Chattahoochies

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: C

Intro:

G  F  C


Chorus:
N.C.       C
I dodged a mullet
F                   C
  When you broke my heart
C
Coulda been me
        F
Sitting six dogs deep
       G
In the Shady Oaks trailer park
          F
It mighta been my name tattoo-ed in flames
        C           G/B           Am
On your ass-grabbin farmer-tanned arm
                D7     G
But, I dodged a mullet
                  F     C
When you broke my heart

Verse 1:
            G
You were my Clarksville Maconahey   Achy Breaky Billy Ray
C
All your kisses had the taste of Parrot Bay and Ocean Spray
G
Hooch-hockin Arkansas   Frenemies with the law
C
When you left me on my own for Mountain Dew and methadone


Pre-Chorus:
F
  One dark and stormy night
    C      G/B   Am
You begged me to be your wife
    D7
You drank up all my natty light
    G
And limped the hell outta my life


Chorus:
N.C.       C
I dodged a mullet
F                   C
  When you broke my heart
C
Coulda been me
        F
Smokin' homegrown weed
       G
In the Shady Oaks trailer park
          F
It mighta been my name scratched into the paint
        C            G/B          Am
On your step daddy's cousin's old car
                D7      G
But, I dodged a mullet
                  F     C
When you broke my heart


Verse 2:
                       G
I would've caught that laundered money felon charge
G
Now I thank my lucky stars
  C
Padukah Pablo Escobar  Drinkin with the prison guards
G
Coulda been your ride or die  Simpin' in a single wide
    C
The lord was lookin out for me   Protecting me from purdjury


Pre-Chorus:
F
  What can I say
          C        G/B  Am
About the one that got away
          D7
He's doin business in the front  And party in the back
     G N.C.
In a whole new kinda way


Chorus:
N.C.       C
I dodged a mullet
F                   C
  When you broke my   heart
C
Coulda been me
       F
Sittin six kids deep
       G
In the Shady Oaks trailer park
          F
It mighta been my name gittin hometown famous
    C           G/B        Am
For shoplifting guns at Walmart
                D      G
But, I dodged a mullet
                  F
When you broke my heart


Outro:
C               D      G
I sure dodged a mullet
                  F     Fm  C
When you broke my heart