Three Kobolds In A Trenchcoat chords by Chase Noseworthy

Verse 1:

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Late one night before the tavernkeeper shut his door
   D                              A
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure
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Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor
   D              G                 A            D
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D                    G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D                     A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D                 G                A            D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 2:

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One day when a maiden was out on her nightly stroll
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She got lost in the forest and was set on by a gnoll
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When in there stepped a gentleman, moustachioеd and tall
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He was no help at all cause hе’s three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D                    G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D                     A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D                 G                A            D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 3:

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Once there was a king who was a scourge upon his land
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The citizens all wished him dead, his rule they couldn’t stand
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One day he just fell dead on the pavement by no hand
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He happened to have died next to three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D                    G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D                     A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D                 G                A            D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 4:

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The people of the kingdom, the man’s praises they did sing
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Believing that he was the one who slew their awful king
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Put on his head a crown, and to the throne they did him bring
     D               G                 A            D
But little did they know he was three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D                    G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D                     A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D                 G                A            D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 5:

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It didn’t take them long to hate their brand new overlord
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He butchered up the tax code and put rebels to the sword
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From out of his own kingdom he was driven by the horde
     D                G                A           D
The economy had been ruined by three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D                    G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D                     A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D                 G                A            D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G  D A  D  G
One! Two! Three!
       A            D
Three kobolds in a trench coat

Verse 6:

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And if you’re wondering how I sing three part harmony
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When I am just one man without another to be seen
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I’m sure the most observant of you already have gleaned
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That I am not a man, I am three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

D                     G
One’s on the bottom, fiddling free
D                    A
Two’s in the middle keeping the beat
D               G               A            D
I’m pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D                G                A                  D
We’re pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat