What A Miserable Saturday Night chords by Chas & Dave

Intro
A

D
Me mates have gawn and left me

Gawn off to a gig

G               D
I?m down on me luck but they don't give a fig
G
I'm stuck at home here
D
Sick as a pig
  A               (Bass run to D)
What a miserable saturday night
D

There?s nothing to do

Nothing on the telly
G
Nothing in me pocket
       D
I?ve got nothing you see
G            D
Plenny of nothing an? plenny for me
   A           D
What a miserable Saturday night


        G
I bet they?re down the boozer knocking it back

They?re blagging the birds the dirty rats

They?re giving 'em this and giving 'em that
   A
And I?m stuck at home here
G
Smoking joking mucking about

They?re laughing loud and shouting out

But I?ve got nothing to laugh about
A
?Cos I?m stuck at home
             D
What a miserable Saturday night


D
I wish I?d have gawn round to see me old dad
G             D
He don?t say a lot but he ain?t so bad
G                  D
To think I?m still sitting here?s making me mad
    A             (Bass run to D)
What a miserable Saturday night
D
Nothing to eat ?cos we?ve run out of bread
G              D
The fire?s gawn out and the telly?s gawn dead
G               D
I?ll make a cup of cocoa and shoot off to bed
     A          D
What a miserable Saturday night


         G
I bet they?ve probably brought some bits to stay

And took ?em round Tubby?s takeaway

And off they?ll go for a ride I?d say
A
An? I?m stuck at home

They?re having a whale of a time the dirty runts

Bet they?re up to all kinds of stunts

They?re putting their ?ands around their ear
A
And I?m stuck at home
             D
What a miserable Saturday night
 (Just play verse chords for outro)