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Intro:
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Now we'd like to tell you the story of probably the grandfather of all
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modern day psychoanalysts, the great Doctor Sigmund Freud.
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Well, it started in Vienna not so many years ago
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When not enough folks were getting sick
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That a starving young physician tried to better his position
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By discovering what made his patients tick
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He forgot about sclerosis and invented the psychosis
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And a hundred ways that sex could be enjoyed
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He adopted as his credo "down repression up libido!"
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And that was the start of Doctor Sigmund Freud
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Well, Doctor Freud (Doctor Freud), oh Doctor Freud (Doctor Freud)
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How we wish you had been differently employed
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But the set of circumstances still enhances the finances
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Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
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Well, he analyzed the dreams of the teens and libertines
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Substituted monologue for pills
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He drew crowds just like Will Sadler, when along came Jung and Adler
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And they said by God, there's gold in them darn' ills!
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They encountered no resistance, when they served as Freud's assistants
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As with ego and with id they deftly toyed
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But instead of toting bedpans, they wore analytic deadpans
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Those ambitious doctors Adler, Jung and Freud!
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Well, Doctor Freud, (Doctor Freud), goes marching in (goes marching in?)
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How we wish you had been differently employed
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But the set of circumstances still enhances the finances
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Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
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Now the big three have departed, but not so the code the started
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No, it's being carried on by a goodly band
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And to trauma shock and more shock, someone's gone and added Rorschach
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And the whole thing's got completely out of hand!
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So old boys with double chinsies, and a thousand would-be Kinseys
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They discuss it at the drop of a repression
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And I wouldn't be complaining, but for all the loot I'm paying
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Just to lie on someone's couch and say confession?
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Well, Doctor Freud (cha cha cha), oh Doctor Freud (cha cha cha)
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How we wish you had been differently employed
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But the set of circumstances still enhances the finances
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Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
Outro:
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But the set of circumstances still enhances the finances
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Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud, cha cha cha