Chords with lyrics
Intro:
E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
Verse 1:
G+G E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
Unfortunately I am
G+G E minorEm C majorC BB
My own dog, my own fur companion
E minorEm A augmentedA
My own old lady on a forum
C majorC C minorCm
Who types in glittery decorum
G+G E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
Unfortunately I take
G+G E minorEm C majorC BB
Myself out walking every day
E minorEm A augmentedA
I hand my legs to the feet and
C majorC C minorCm
I give my head to the leash
Chorus:
A minorAm D MajorD
Every other day I’m wondering
G+G E minorEm
What’s a human being gotta be like
A minorAm D MajorD
What’s a way to just be competent
G+G B minorBm
These sweet instincts ruin my life
A minorAm D MajorD
Every other day I’m wondering
G+G E minorEm
Was it a mistake to try and define
A minorAm D MajorD
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence
G+G G# minorG#m A#mA#m C minorCm
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Verse 2:
G+G E minorEm D MajorD
I can't smell well, or tell the time.
G+G E minorEm A augmentedA BB
Not K through 8, nor K - 9.
E minorEm A augmentedA
(For human, grossly underqualified
C majorC C minorCm
For canine, grossly overqualified)
G+G E minorEm A minorAm D MajorD
I don’t blend in at Pet-Smart
G+G E minorEm C majorC D MajorD
That truth remains for the Walmart
E minorEm A augmentedA
'Cause in either case they say to me
C majorC C minorCm
"What the fuck is lost in aisle 3 "
Chorus:
A minorAm D MajorD
Every other day I’m wondering
G+G E minorEm
What’s a human being gotta be like
A minorAm D MajorD
What’s a way to just be competent
G+G B minorBm
These sweet instincts ruin my life
A minorAm D MajorD
Every other day I’m wondering
G+G E minorEm
Was it a mistake to try and define
A minorAm D MajorD
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence
G+G AbmAbm BbmBbm C minorCm
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Solo:
A minorAm D MajorD G+G E MajorE
A minorAm D MajorD G+G G MajorG
(Key Change)
A augmentedA F# minorF#m D MajorD E MajorE
A augmentedA F# minorF#m E MajorE
Verse 3:
A augmentedA F# minorF#m A augmentedA E MajorE
Just watch me, moving far away
A augmentedA E MajorE
Nobody even knows my name and
F# minorF#m B minorBm
No one suspects that I’m not fine, and
D MajorD A augmentedA
Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
A augmentedA F# minorF#m D MajorD E MajorE
Just look at Victor in LA
A augmentedA F# minorF#m A augmentedA E MajorE
And Syd with the y; State U of A augmentedA
F# minorF#m B minorBm
And all the majors at the labels -
D MajorD A augmentedA B minorBm
Rebooting soon as I am able
Chorus:
D MajorD E MajorE
Every other day I’m wondering
A augmentedA F# minorF#m B minorBm
What’s a human being gotta be like
D MajorD E MajorE
What’s a way to just be competent
A augmentedA F# minorF#m B minorBm
These sweet instincts ruin my life
D MajorD E MajorE
Every other day I’m wondering
A augmentedA F# minorF#m B minorBm
Was it a mistake to try and define
D MajorD E MajorE
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence
A augmentedA F# minorF#m B minorBm
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Outro:
B minorBm E MajorE
Da da da da da da dadada
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
Da da da da da da dadada
B minorBm E MajorE
Da da da da da da dadada
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
These sweet instincts ruin my life
B minorBm E MajorE
Da da da da da da dadada
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
Da da da da da da dadada
B minorBm E MajorE
Da da da da da da dadada
A augmentedA F# minorF#m
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Outro Chords:
B minorBm E MajorE A augmentedA F# minorF#m
B minorBm E MajorE A augmentedA