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πΈ Verse 1:
G
We broke up, it was messy
D
And I'm so embarrassed
G
Let it get the best of me
D F#m
I wasn't thinking clearly
G
Now
I'll be the bigger person
D
And I won't lash out even though I'm really hurt
G D F#m
Another lesson learned
I'm moving on
πΈ Pre-Chorus:
G
I won't call you in the middle of the night
D
Won't show up to your house without an invite
G
I won't beg you for a second chance
D
Cause I got a man now with a good health plan
πΈ Chorus:
G D
I'm gonna steal your dad, be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying
Cause h? couldn't keep his promise
D F#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh
I know we have a past
D
I think we should start from scratch
G
Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us
D
If you never did me wrong
F#m
I wouldn't be your step mom
πΈ Verse 2:
G D
Told your dad
I want a studio in your bedroom
G D F#m
It's looking comfortable and I'm looking to take more from you
G
I'm in it, for the long haul
D
And I'll admit it
I've been unconventional
G D F#m
Some may say it's borderline insane
πΈ Pre-Chorus:
G
Please don't call me in the middle of the night
D
Don't show up to my house without an invite
G
Me and your father have been talking
D F#m
And we think it's time you get off our phone plan
πΈ Chorus:
G D
I'm gonna steal your dad, be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying
Cause h? couldn't keep his promise
D F#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh
I know we have a past
D
I think we should start from scratch
G
Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us
D
If you never did me wrong
F#m
I wouldn't be your step mom
πΈ Bridge:
D
Is this how you saw my wedding?
As another guest attending
G D
I don't wanna see you objecting
F#m
When you're the one who ****** our ending
G
Is this how you saw my wedding?
D
As another guest attending
G D
I don't wanna see you objecting
F#m
When you're the one who ****** our ending
πΈ Chorus:
G D
I'm gonna steal your dad, be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying
Cause h? couldn't keep his promise
D F#m
And he traded in his ring to giv? me everything I wanted
G
Oh
I know we have a past
D
I think we should start from scratch
G
Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us
D
If you never did me wrong
F#m
I wouldn't be your step mom
Song History
Published: July 1, 2022
Last Updated: September 10, 2025