Chords with lyrics
[Verse]
C majorC
How harsh the herald angels sing
G+G
I've been puking my guts all morning
DmDm A minorAm
Oh too bad the hex of unfairer sex
G+G
It's difficult and it's boring
C majorC
I guess I just quit drinking
G+G
I guess I just quit smoking
DmDm
I guess I'll need some names
A minorAm
Alvin, William and James
G+G
Doctor tell me you're joking
[Chorus]
FF
Take the bus to the free clinic on Clemens
FF
With my headphones on, no music
Please don't sit next to me
C, G, Dm, Am, G,
[Verse]
C majorC
Glad Lee, the cross-eyed bear
G+G
Walks into a bar
DmDm A minorAm G+G
She says "you don't know how lucky you men are"
C majorC
The tenants who live below me
G+G
They all pretend they don't know me
DmDm
Cos they don't see a ring
A minorAm
Now they know everything
G+G
They whisper and don't "hello" me
[Chorus]
FF
But talk your shit, man, I don't care
FF
It's blank for a boy but for a girl it's Claire
[Ending]