Chords with lyrics
Key: A augmentedA
🎸 Intro:
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🎸 Verse 1:
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Well now you've all been asked foolish questions and I think that you all know
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That you're bound to run into them most, most anywhere you go
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And you all know the story of the man you meet on the way
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You say to him, hey how's Trix and you'll listen to him while he say
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Say he's just been to the funeral of poor old uncle Ned
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And the next question he's gonna ask is, is Ned dead?
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Foolish questions, you might as well reply
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No Ned thought he'd have a funeral and later on some time he die
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You know he is so original that he wanted it that way
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Foolish questions, you'll hear them every day
🎸 Verse 2:
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Then there's the woman that always gives your phone a ring
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She'll talk for two hours about anything
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Especially her bad kin folk goin ruining everything
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You sit there half asleep, brewing, stewing, she says finally
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Hey, whatcha doin?
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Foolish questions, you oughta tell her that you're gone
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Just about an hour ago I thought I heard the phone
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It couldn't have been you though cause I've been asleep
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Why don't you call me sometime
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Silly questions get a silly answer every time
🎸 Verse 3:
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Then you just get outta the hospital after about a three month stay
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Had every bone in you broken, and you're tryin to make your way
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An old friend steps right up to you and says, hey how's Trix?
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You've been in the hospital three long months and he says, hey, you been sick?
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Foolish question, nah I like my meals in bed
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Cost ain't a lot and I'm curing up purity good now
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Why don't you go break your leg, that attraction there is fine
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Foolish questions get a silly answer every time
🎸 Verse 4:
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Well you step into an elevator and you open up the door
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You walk right into the shaft and fall down forty floors
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And when you hit the bottom and you're laying there in the dirt
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The first person that's gonna come along gonna say, you hurt?
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Foolish questions, your dying words are no
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I was kinda in a hurry and well the elevator's too slow
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I find a save a lot of time, comin down that way
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Foolish questions, yeah you'll hear them everyday
🎸 Outro:
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