They Don't Serve Barbecue In Hell - Cary Swinney

Verse 1: D On the eighth day G D God created a Texas bar and grill He invited all his closest Gods C for the very first meal D He said, "Let's not tell ol' Adam & Eve, G D you know those two will squeal" They kept it, under their halos, C D and then agreed, to the deal D Joseph learned the two-step G D oh he danced it oh-so-well

He over-dosed on country music C and fell D And the sweet sweet sound of steel guitars G D and fiddles filled the air C Coyote dogs and old bull frogs just stopped - D and stared Chorus: G While the unborn child named Jesus D danced with Mary G Long before ol' long hair D parted the sea G Smoke from Barbecue D soon swept the prairie C But there was no one there to smell - D the smell C And they don’t serve barbecue - D In hell [Instrumentals] Verse2: D Miles and time will rob you blind G D Yes, along came an Indian God got scared - he wasn't prepared C G C G so he packed it in D But he left behind a smoke-stack shrine G D and a dog on a lid-closed-grill D He just left it - smokin', C and it's there - D still Chorus: G While the unborn child named Jesus D danced with Mary G Long before ol' long hair D parted the sea G Smoke from Barbecue D soon swept the prairie C But there was no one there to smell - D the smell C And they don’t serve barbecue - D In hell