Capo
3
Difficulty
Beginner
Rate for accuracy
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Tuning: E A D G B E
Intro:
G G
Verse:
G
He walked out, no two-week notice
Didn't even notice he was gone
G
Who's gonna gas up my Ford Focus
Who the hell's gonna mow my law
C
I don't know
I'll just let it grow
And let it go
Verse:
G
Left me a why-he-left-me list
Folded up under my front door
Chicken scratched down every reason
G7
He don't love me anymore
C
I don't care
He's out of my hair
D7 D
Every good riddance is written right there
Chorus:
C
Says, I'm way too petty, guess he
G
Don't think I'm funny the way I do
C
I'm way too messy, getting ready
G
Spilling glitter and littering his place with shoes
C
Spend all my money on bullshit
G7
And all my time on booze
C
I could but I can't help that
F C
I sleep in way too late
G G D7
And I smoke too soon
Verse:
G
Left his dishes in the sink, but the trash took itself out
Suddenly, light on my feet, and my head's up in the clouds
C
Hot things are hard to handle
So I'll light another candle
D D7
For the man who wrote that goodbye poem framed above my mantle
Chorus:
C
Says, I'm way too petty, guess he
G
Don't think I'm funny the way I do
C
I'm way too messy, getting ready
G
Spilling glitter and littering his place with shoes
C
Spend all my money on bullshit
G
And all my time on booze
C
I could but I can't help that
F C
I sleep in way too late
G
And I smoke too soon
C
Oh, I smoke too soon, yeah
[Instrumental]
G C D
Break:
G C
What's so wrong with getting high at noon?
G C
Sing along, honey, if you do too
G C
What's so wrong with getting high at noon?
G C D D
Sing along, honey, if you do too-oooo
Chorus:
Says, I'm way too petty, guess he
G
Don't think I'm funny the way I do
C
I'm way too messy, getting ready
G
Spilling glitter and littering his place with shoes
C
Spend all my money on bullshit
G7
And all my time on booze
C
I could but I can't help that
F C
I sleep in way too late
G
And I smoke too soon
C
Oh, I smoke too soon
G
Yeah, I smoke too soon
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Published: April 16, 2026
Last Updated: April 16, 2026