Capo
4
Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
🎸
Key: Db
Tuning: E A D G B E
πΈ Intro:
G Gm D
πΈ Verse 1:
A7
I kiss and told, till the word got out
D
That I could tie a cherry stem with my mouth
A7
All the guitar boys started coming around
D
And I had to know what they were singing about
A7
I met the birds and bees
D B7
The highwaymen and weed
Em
And once I tried all three
A7
I found my trinity
πΈ Chorus:
D
Two pills, and a bed to lay in
B7
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
Em
A little green, satin sheet, and Waylon
A7
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
D
Go on play that six-string cupid
B7
Get me high, 'cause love is stupid
Em
The only things that get me through it
A7 D
Are sex, drugs, and country music
πΈ Verse 2:
A7
Met Mary Jane and Adderall
D
Through a friend-of-a-friend in a bathroom stall
A7
One hit, strange trip, wrecking ball
D
It really got the ball rolling
D
Now I'm on roll
A7
Rolling every day
D B7
First stop when I get paid
Em
Keeps the bad juju away
A7
At least that's what I say
πΈ Chorus:
D
Two pills, and a bed to lay in
B7
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
Em
A little green, satin sheet, and Waylon
A7
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
D
Go on play that six-string cupid
B7
Get me high, 'cause love is stupid
Em
The only things that get me through it
A7 D Bm G Gm
Are sex, drugs, and country music
πΈ Bridge:
A7 G
When I first heard pedal steel
D
I knew that God was real
A7
And when you sing to me
G D
It brings me to my knees
Em
All I really need
Gm
All I really need is
[Out-Chorus]
D
Two pills, and a bed to lay in
B7
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
Em
A little green, satin sheet, and Waylon
A7
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
E
Go on play that six-string cupid
Db7
Get me high, 'cause love is stupid
Gbm
The only things that get me through it
B7 A Am E Db A
Are sex, drugs, and country music
Am E
And country music
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Published: April 16, 2026
Last Updated: April 16, 2026