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Tuning: E A D G B E
Intro:
C
Verse 1:
C Am Dm G
You must have forgotten how fast word gets 'round this town
C Am Dm G
Bless your heart, your tiny brain can't shut your big fat mouth
F Em Dm G
If words could kill I should be buried six feet underground
Chorus:
C F
'Cause I can't write a song to save my life
G C
Ain't that what you said to Caroline
F
If I were a good Christian woman (Like you) I'd probably forgive
G C
But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch
Am Dm
Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue
F G
But I can hold one hell of a grudge
Verse 2:
C Am Dm G
This will not blow over, girl, this ain't no summer storm
C Am Dm G
Even on my deathbed I will find the strength to say that you're a
F Em
Horrible person and a horrible friend
Dm
In casе you're wondering, I didn't forget
Chorus:
C F
No, I can't writе a song to save my life
G C
Ain't that what you said to Caroline
F
If I were a good Christian woman (Like you) I'd probably forgive
G C
But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch
Am Dm
Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue
F G C
But I can hold one hell of a grudge
[Guitar Solo]
Am Dm F G C
Bridge:
F G
This is the bridge that I'm burning
C Am
Can't be fixed, oh no, was it worth it?
G
You little
G
Wait y'all what's the word again? (Bitch)
[Out-Chorus]
N.C.
I can't write a song to save my life
N.C.
Ain't that what you said to Caroline
C F
If I were a good Christian woman (Like you) I'd probably forgive
G C
But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch
Am Dm
Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue
F G Am Dm
But I can hold one hell of a grudge
F G
Yeah, I can hold one hell of a grudge
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Published: April 16, 2026
Last Updated: April 16, 2026