If I'm The Only One chords by Rodney Carrington

(D)
(A)pictures on our wall
Of (D)kissin' at the mall

If I'm the (D)him
If I'm (D)Tim
(D) I don't mean to pry
(D/F#)why

If I'm the (D)
If I'm (D)beads
You (D) love

You (G)didn't come home the (Em)other night, (C) you said you had to work (D)late
(G) I came by your (Em)office with some (C)cookies I baked (D)
(Em) I walked in and I saw him and his (A)hands were in your hair
And (C)both your feet were (G)pointed (Em)in (D) the air

If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come your (C)boss is all over you (D)
If I'm (G) the only one you (Em)ever loved, how come his (C)pants are around his (D)shoes
(C) Just askin' questions, (D) I don't mean to pry
(C) You got all the answers, so (D)baby, just tell my why

I just (C)need an explanation, so (D)I can understand
(G) Why, when I came home last night, there (Em)was a naked man
Runnin' (Am)'cross our land with his (C)clothes in his hand, he ran (D)

If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come your (C)names on the bathroom (D)wall
If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come it (C)says for a good time (D)call
You (C)say that I'm the only one you (D) love
But you (Em)spent the night on 50 Cent's tour (D) bus