If I'm The Only One - Rodney Carrington

(D) (A)pictures on our wall Of (D)kissin' at the mall If I'm the (D)him If I'm (D)Tim (D) I don't mean to pry (D/F#)why If I'm the (D) If I'm (D)beads You (D) love You (G)didn't come home the (Em)other night, (C) you said you had to work (D)late (G) I came by your (Em)office with some (C)cookies I baked (D) (Em) I walked in and I saw him and his (A)hands were in your hair And (C)both your feet were (G)pointed (Em)in (D) the air If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come your (C)boss is all over you (D) If I'm (G) the only one you (Em)ever loved, how come his (C)pants are around his (D)shoes (C) Just askin' questions, (D) I don't mean to pry (C) You got all the answers, so (D)baby, just tell my why

I just (C)need an explanation, so (D)I can understand (G) Why, when I came home last night, there (Em)was a naked man Runnin' (Am)'cross our land with his (C)clothes in his hand, he ran (D) If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come your (C)names on the bathroom (D)wall If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come it (C)says for a good time (D)call You (C)say that I'm the only one you (D) love But you (Em)spent the night on 50 Cent's tour (D) bus