If You Play Your Cards Wrong chords by Rodney Carrington

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

Rodney Carrington - If You Play your cards wrong
Listen to the song for the variations to make it sound right (usually just letting one
up or adding a string).


    G+G                C majorC
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
D MajorD               C majorC   D MajorD	  G+G
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
G+G                       C majorC
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
      D MajorD               C majorC    D MajorD    G+G
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight

   E minorEm          C majorC
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
       E minorEm
I've lost my house, I've got no car
  D MajorD
and I can't keep a job
     C majorC             D MajorD
but I've got a big heart, and another part
     E minorEm
Take me home you'll understand
C majorC        D MajorD      C majorC   D MajorD    G+G
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can


    C majorC        D MajorD       E minorEm
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
  C majorC	      D MajorD         C majorC     D MajorD
  G+G
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
   G+G                      C majorC
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
    D MajorD               C majorC    D MajorD   G+G
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight

   E minorEm
Some call me dishonest
     C majorC
And they say I'm just lying
  E minorEm
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D MajorD (let ring)
He started crying.
   C majorC      D MajorD
On a sunny day, I've got it made
   E minorEm (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade


    C majorC        D MajorD       C majorC    D MajorD
 G+G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
    C majorC        D MajorD       C majorC    D MajorD
 G+G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight