I Pissed Myself chords by Caroline Konstnar

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Key: C

Based on YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWC260Ie7A

Verse:
Cmaj7
      As I walked along the street
Ebmaj7
       I felt my bladder make a pee
Amaj7
      And there it was all along
Bmaj7
      Bladder full and far from home
Cmaj7
      I needed to take a piss

Ebmaj7

Verse 2:
Amaj7                       Bmaj7
      I reached out to the world but she rejected me
Cmaj7                            Ebmaj7
      Not a store or restaurant,        would take my pee
Amaj7                              Bmaj7
      I walked an alley hoping to find,  a place to piss and piece of mind

Cmaj7     Ebmaj7

Verse 3:
Amaj7                              Bmaj7
      Then lo and behold a lovely lady,  squatting behind a dumpster
Cmaj7                               Ebmaj7
      She too was pissing free and wild,   her stream wasn't flustered
Amaj7                      Bmaj7
      And with no thought,       or care in mind
Cmaj7                      Ebmaj7
      I squat next to her,        and put her hand in mine

Verse 4:
Amaj7               Bmaj7
      Squeezing our lemons we fell in love
Cmaj7               Ebmaj7
      And just like god we made a flood
Amaj7                                        Bmaj7
      And all through the night we ran the blocks
                   Cmaj7                  Ebmaj7
Unloading yellow goodness, from our cocks

Verse 5:
Amaj7                              Bmaj7
      And as the dawn turned dawn,       our thirst to burst was gone
Cmaj7                          Ebmaj7
      We decided to part ways,        knowing our love go stronger with each spray

Outro:
N.C.
     Imagine the pee th-, eh, the pee woman was you all along