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🎸 Intro:
C G F ( ×2 )
🎸 Verse 1:
C G
I just got too high at someone’s house
F
Am I gonna die? I’m freaking out
C G
Funny how I didn’t cross your mind
I’m
F
Stevie Wonder-in’ how you’re so blind, blind
🎸 Pre-Chorus:
C G F
Sometimes you know I get too drunk, drunk
C G F
You say I’m too e-emotional and I wanna know
🎸 Chorus:
C G
Why can’t everybody be as nice as
F
Girls in line for the bathroom
C G
Makeup in the mirror, dry my eyes
F
They drown my heartbreak in perfume
C G
Even if they only tell me lies
F
It’s better than being with you tonight
C G
Why can’t everybody be as nice as
F
Girls in line for the—
🎸 Verse 2:
C G
I m an it’s just a bunch of strangers in the hall
F
But I can tell th m anything at all
C G
I know they don’t judge me like you do
F
Maybe I should sleep with them instead of you
🎸 Pre-Chorus:
C G F
Sometimes you know I get too drunk, drunk
C G F
You say I’m too e-emotional and I wanna know
🎸 Chorus:
C G
Why can’t everybody be as nice as
F
Girls in line for the bathroom
C G
Makeup in the mirror, dry my eyes
F
They drown my heartbreak in perfume
C G
Even if they only tell me lies
F
It’s better than being with you tonight
C G
Why can’t everybody be as nice as
F
Girls in line for the—
🎸 Outro:
C G
I mean like (Why can’t you be as nice as)
F
I mean like (Girls in a line)
C G
I mean like (Why can’t you be as nice as)
F
I mean like (Girls in a line)
C G F
I mean like
C G F
Song History
Published: February 20, 2022
Last Updated: September 10, 2025