Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Verse:
N.C. E MajorE
Sick in the hot, hot bathroom
E MajorE BB
Glasses steamed, (I couldn't see)
And wasn't it a lovely time?
F#F#
Didn't we have such a time?
E MajorE
Home in the cold cold morning
BB
Roommate's sick, (I'm disturbing his sleep)
And wasn't it a lovely time?
F#F#
Didn't we have such a time?
Chorus:
G# minorG#m E MajorE F#F# E MajorE F#F#
Oooh Ohh Oh
F#F# G# minorG#m A augmentedA F#F#
Wasn't I the life and so-o-ul?
E MajorE 
C# minorC#m A augmentedA F#F#
What drugs can I take to make me enjoy this? (4x)
Verse:
E MajorE
I wish I was drunk
E MajorE
I wish I weren't here
E MajorE
I need to be more drunk
BB F#F#
Or be less here
E MajorE
And when the cops came
E MajorE
Hiding in the back of the closet
BB
And these people would not stop laughing
F#F#
They could not shut their mouths
Chorus:
G# minorG#m E MajorE F#F# E MajorE F#F#
Oooh Ohh Oh
F#F# G# minorG#m A augmentedA F#F#
Wasn't I the life and so-o-ul? NaNaNa
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA F#F#
What drugs can I take to make me enjoy this? (4x)
Outro:
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA F#F#
(repeat ad libitum)
(note: E MajorE and A augmentedA from here might sound better Barré depending on your instrument/preference/skills)
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA F#F#
What drugs can I take to make me enjoy this? (4x)
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA F#F#
You wouldn't think having a good time would be so goddamn hard(2x)
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA F#F#
You overthink, you don't have a good time, you just wait for it to end
E MajorE C# minorC#m A augmentedA E MajorE
You don't think you'll ever try something as meaningless as this ever again
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