Chords with lyrics
THE LAST SASKATCHEWAN PIRATE
Captain Tractor ACOUSTIC
VERSE 1
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine.
FF C majorC G+G
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line.
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
But times went by and though I tried , the money wasn't there,
FF C majorC G+G
and the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair.
PRECHORUS
A minorAm D MajorD
I looked for every kind of job the answer always no,
A minorAm G+G
Hire you now they always laughed we just let 20 go
A minorAm D MajorD
The government they promised me a measly a little sum
A minorAm G+G
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum,
A augmentedA DmDm
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone,
D MajorD G+G
I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan
CHORUS
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a heave ho coming down the plains
FF C majorC G+G
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a ho hey farmers bar your doors
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
WHISTLING
VERSE 2 (no prechorus)
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
Well you think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
FF C majorC G+G
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
FF C majorC G+G
I rammed the ship and sank it and stole the fertilizer.
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans the mighty river
FF C majorC G+G
Farmers cross with so much fear their stomach are a-quiver,
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay
FF C majorC G+G
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hayyyyy
CHORUS
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a ho hi coming down the plains
FF C majorC G+G
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a hey ho farmers bar your doors
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
WHISTLING
VERSE 3
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
Well mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat.
FF C majorC G+G
He followed on the shore lines cause he didn't own a boat.
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
But the cutbacks were coming and the mountie lost his job,
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
So now he's sailing with me and we calls him Salty Bob.
PRECHORUS
A minorAm D MajorD
A augmentedA swinging sword and skull and bones and pleasant company,
A minorAm G+G
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!)
A minorAm D MajorD
Sailing down to Saskatoon the terror of the sea,
A minorAm G+G
If you want to reach the co-op boy you gotta get by me
HA-HAR
CHORUS
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a hi ho coming down the plains
FF C majorC G+G
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a hi hey farmers bar your doors
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
WHISTLING
VERSE 4
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
Well the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here,
FF C majorC G+G
I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers,
C majorC FF G+G C majorC
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay,
FF C majorC G+G
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way,
A minorAm D MajorD
Well winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze,
A minorAm G+G
But pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze,
A minorAm D MajorD
But I'll be back in spring time and now I have to go
A minorAm G+G
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico,
CHORUS
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a heave ho coming down the plains
FF C majorC G+G
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a ho hey farmers bar your doors
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores
(sing with no music)
(And it's a hi ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a hi hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores)
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a heave ho coming down the plains
FF C majorC G+G
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
C majorC C majorC FF G+G C majorC
And it's a ho hey farmers bar your doors
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
When you see the Jolly Rodger on Regina's mighty shores