Minimum Intervals chords by Ben Caplan

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
C minorCm
The minimum intervals from conjugal duties as prescribed in the Talmud are as follows:

Verse:
  C minorCm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
AbAb
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb majorBb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb MajorEb                                C minorCm
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
AbAb        Eb MajorEb       Bb majorBb        Eb MajorEb
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden
AbAb       Eb MajorEb        B minorBm              C minorCm
To go too long without spending time on nether region tending

  C minorCm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
AbAb
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb majorBb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb MajorEb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
C minorCm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation
AbAb
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play
Bb majorBb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her
Eb MajorEb
The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch

Verse:
  C minorCm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
AbAb
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb majorBb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb MajorEb                                C minorCm
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
AbAb        Eb MajorEb       Bb majorBb        Eb MajorEb
According to the old tradition, a jewish husband is forbidden
AbAb       Eb MajorEb        B minorBm              C minorCm
To go too long without spending time on nether region tending

  C minorCm
For men of independent means every day is what she needs
AbAb
Labourers it’s twice a week, you got to make your lady squeak
Bb majorBb
Donkey drivers once in seven, got to send your spouse to heaven
Eb MajorEb
Sailors every half a year, it’s back to port you’ve got to steer
C minorCm
Her pleasure is your obligation, if she gives the invitation
AbAb
Has the right of course to say she’s not quite in the mood to play
Bb majorBb
Consent is de rigeur, you’ve always got to check with her
Eb MajorEb
The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch
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