Shia Labeouf Actual Cannibal chords by Rob Cantor

Chords with lyrics

Rob Cantor - Shia La Beouf Actual Cannibal (Live 2014)

Contributor: TiernanCip

Tuning: Standard

Most of chords are standard variations - some clarifications are below

Fdim7Fdim7   A#b5    Cb5Cb5    G#5addb5  G#Mb5add5

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0------  ---3---  ----5--  -4-----   -4-----
-1-----  ---3---  ----5--  ----7--   --5----
0------  --2----  ---4---  ---6---   ---6---
x------  -1-----  --3----  --5----   --5----
-1-----  x------  x------  -4-----   -4-----

Intro

C minorCm               G minorGm
You're walking in the woods.

C minorCm               G minorGm
There's no one around and your phone is dead.

C minorCm               G minorGm       C minorCm
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him! (Shia Labeouf!)

C minorCm            G minorGm
He's following you about 30 feet back.

G#G#        G minorGm      G#G#
   He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

G+G            C minorCm
  He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf!

C minorCm           G minorGm             G#G#
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.

   D#Maj7D#maj7
He's almost upon you now

G#G#           Gsus4Gsus4    G+G
And you can see there's blood on his face!

C majorC        Csus4Csus4  Cadd9Cadd9
My god, there's blood everywhere!

Chorus:

F minorFm
Running for your life (from Shia Labeouf!)

C minorCm
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!)

F minorFm        Fdim7Fdim7
Lurking in the shadows

C majorC
Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf!

F minorFm
Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf!

C minorCm
Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf!

Fdim7Fdim7
Eating all the bodies!

G+G
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!


Verse

C minorCm
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself.

G#G#           G#7G#7
Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush.

C minorCm  G minorGm        C minorCm           G minorGm
A-ha! In the distance, A augmentedA small cottage with a light on. Hope!

G#5addb5         G#Mb5add5       (No chord)
You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!


Chorus:

F minorFm
Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.)

C minorCm
Limping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)

F minorFm          Fdim7Fdim7
Now you're on the doorstep,

C majorC
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.

F minorFm
Sharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!)

C minorCm
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.)

F minorFm            Fdim7Fdim7
You're sneaking up behind him.

G+G
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.

F minorFm
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,

C minorCm
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,

F minorFm        Fdim7Fdim7
Stab it in his kidney.

G+G
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.

C minorCm
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.

(No chord)
You've beaten Shia Labeouf


Outro

F minorFm
Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)

C minorCm
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

F minorFm          Fdim7Fdim7
But you can do Jiu Jitsu

G+G
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

G minorGm
Ledendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

DmDm
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

A#A#             A#b5
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf

A augmentedA
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

A minorAm
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

E minorEm
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

Cadd9Cadd9          Cb5Cb5
You're chopping his head now

BB
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf

E minorEm
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath