Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Novice
Intro:
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
A#5A#5 A#5 F5F5 D#5D#5
Verse 1:
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
He goes 40 on the freeway
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
He plans his day 'round eBay
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5 C5C5
He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
Steve Jobs is his swami
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
He folds like origami
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5 C5C5
I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy
Chorus:
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy
Verse 2:
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
He thinks DNA is pretty
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
CGI makes him giddy
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5 C5C5
He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
He smells like Hai Karate
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
Says Mulder wasn't dotty
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5 C5C5
I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body
Chorus:
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy
Bridge:
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
His high water pants
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
The way he can't dance
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5
If he wants romance
D#5D#5 F5F5
I say beam me up
Verse 3:
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
You're suave and attaching
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
Your socks are always matching
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5 C5C5
If you want me, better hope myopia is catching
A#5A#5 D#5D#5
'Cause I don't want an athlete
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I tingle for a mathlete
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5 C5C5 A#5A#5
He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs
Chorus:
A#5A#5 D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5
Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5D#5 F5F5 D#5D#5 A#5A#5 D#5D#5 F5F5
I am a sucker for a nerdy boy
D#5D#5 A#5A#5 D#5D#5 F5F5
For a nerdy boy
D#5D#5 A#5A#5 D#5D#5 F5F5
I want a nerdy boy
D#5D#5 A#5A#5
A augmentedA dirty nerdy boy
Outro:
A#5A#5 A#5 D#5D#5 C#5C#5