Axe Murderer Song chords by Camper Van Beethoven

Chords with lyrics

Intro: Asus2Asus2 Asus2 Asus2Asus2 Asus2

verse 1
D MajorD   G+G      E minorEm      Asus2Asus2 Asus2 Asus2Asus2
Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?
   D MajorD    G+G     E minorEm      Asus2Asus2 Asus2
near haunted houses or homes for the insane?
    E minorEm   Asus2Asus2    D MajorD      G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed
E minorEm   Asus2Asus2     D MajorD         G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G Gsus2Gsus2
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads

repeat Intro
Asus2Asus2 Asus2 Asus2Asus2 Asus2

verse 2
D MajorD   G+G       E minorEm  Asus2Asus2 Asus2 Asus2Asus2
Why do axe murderers only attack
      D MajorD     G+G       E minorEm   Asus2Asus2 Asus2
when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath?
E minorEm        Asus2Asus2    D MajorD      G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G
Though there are times I feel softer than most
E minorEm      A augmentedA     D MajorD       G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G Gsus2Gsus2
Somedays like yogurt and some days like toast

verse 3
D MajorD    G+G      E minorEm   Asus2Asus2 Asus2 Asus2Asus2
Sorority girls and fraternity boys
D MajorD    G+G         E minorEm        Asus2Asus2 Asus2
Always deflowered - they're rich and they're spoiled
   E minorEm     Asus2Asus2     D MajorD       G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G
So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead
  E minorEm     Asus2Asus2  D MajorD      G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G Gsus2Gsus2
surprises them lying on her wedding bed

verse 4
      D MajorD   G+G      E minorEm     Asus2Asus2 Asus2 Asus2Asus2
When we're making love now, I feel so exposed
D MajorD      G+G     E minorEm    Asus2Asus2 Asus2
Might you impale me or turn into those
E minorEm       A augmentedA      D MajorD      G+G   Gsus2Gsus2 G+G
creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
   E minorEm     Asus2Asus2    D MajorD       G+G  Gsus2Gsus2 G+G Gsus2Gsus2
They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving

Outro
E minorEm     A augmentedA    D MajorD   B minorBm       G minorGm      G minorGm Gm G minorGm
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love...
E minorEm     A augmentedA    D MajorD   B minorBm       G minorGm      G minorGm Gm G minorGm
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're partially nude or taking
 D MajorD
a bath?