Axe Murder Song chords by Camper Van Beethoven

Chords with lyrics

Song:	Axe Murderer Song
Album: Vantiquities
Tuning:	Standard, Capo 3


INTRO:
 [E minor 7Em7] [E minor 7Em7] [E minor 7Em7] [E minor 7Em7]

VERSE 1:
 [G+G] Why do [C majorC] lovers park [A minorAm] down deserted [D MajorD] lanes? [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 Near [G+G] haunted [C majorC] houses and [A minorAm] homes for the [D MajorD] insane? [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 Like a [A minorAm] deformed [D MajorD] son who was [G+G] locked in a [C majorC] shed [C majorC]
 [A minorAm] Later es-[D MajorD]-caped when he [G+G] chopped off their [C majorC] heads [C majorC] [C majorC]

VERSE 2:
 [G+G] Why do [C majorC] axe murderers [A minorAm] only [D MajorD] attack [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 When you're [G+G] partially [C majorC] nude or you're [A minorAm] taking a [D MajorD] bath [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 [A minorAm] Tho there are [D MajorD] times I feel [G+G] softer than [C majorC] most [C majorC] [C majorC]
 [A minorAm] Somedays like [D MajorD] yogurt & [G+G] some days like [C majorC] toast [C majorC] [C majorC]

 [E minor 7Em7] [E minor 7Em7] [E minor 7Em7] [E minor 7Em7]

VERSE 3:
 [G+G] Sorority [C majorC] girls and [A minorAm] fraternity [D MajorD] boys [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 [G+G] Always de-[C majorC]-flowered. They're [A minorAm] rich and they're [D MajorD] spoiled [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 So we [A minorAm] never feel [D MajorD] bad when Aunt [G+G] Jenny, who's [C majorC] dead [C majorC] [C majorC]
 [A minorAm] Surprises them [D MajorD] lying on [G+G] her wedding [C majorC] bed [C majorC] [C majorC]

VERSE 4:
 When we're [G+G] making [C majorC] love now, I [A minorAm] feel so ex-[D MajorD]-posed [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 [G+G] Might you im-[C majorC]-pale me or [A minorAm] turn into [D MajorD] those [D MajorD] [D MajorD]
 [A minorAm] Creatures that [D MajorD] feed on the [G+G] flesh of the [C majorC] living [C majorC] [C majorC]
 They [A minorAm] hide in the [D MajorD] corn between [G+G] June & Thanks-[C majorC]-giving [C majorC] [C majorC]

OUTTRO:
 [A minorAm] Why do axe [D MajorD] murderers [G+G] only at-[E minorEm]-tack when we're
 [C minorCm] Making love... [C minorCm] [C minorCm] [C minorCm]

 [A minorAm] Why do axe [D MajorD] murderers [G+G] only at-[E minorEm]-tack when we're
 [C minorCm] Partially nude [C minorCm] [C minorCm] or [C minorCm] taking a
 [G+G] Bath.