Every Time I Itch, I Wind Up Scratching You Glen Campbell Intro E B C#m E F#7 A Verse 1 E B D A You know my love my only wish is happiness for you E C#m F# B So I work real hard to strike it rich but everytime I do E B D A I blow it all on some ol` witch I hardly ever knew E G#m C#m F# F#7 A E B How come every time I itch I wind up scratchin` you
Verse 2 E B D A When ever things ain`t goin` right I hurry home to you E C#m F#7 B You kiss my lips and you comfort me as only you can do E B D A But the eagle flies on Friday night and my senses fly off too E C#m F# A E How come every time I itch I wind up scratchin` you Chorus 1 F# F#7 B I dream of comin` home to you A knight in shinin` armour A E `Cause it seems to me that you rate much more F# B B7 Than a broken down busted farmer. Verse 3 E B D A Everytime I get ahead I act like someone new E G#m C#m F#7 F# B I waste the whole night talkin` big and spendin` money too E B D A Then I sneak in bed beside you broke and blue E C#m B F# A E B How come every time I itch I wind up scratchin` you D A E C#m A B E