Bad Apple chords by Cameron Whitcomb

• Capo on 4th
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

🎸 Intro:

NONE


🎸 Chorus:
      C
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      G
If I love it, I'm dead
         Em                    D
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       C
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        G
Put me six feet deep
        D
If the apple's so bad
                  N.C.
Why's it taste so sweet?

🎸 Verse:
        G                Am7
I went cocaine to Cola, straight to bottled water
        C
I went diesel to electric, but the globe is gettin' hotter
        G                           Am
I can't even watch porn 'cause it's bad for my wrist
        C
And if liquor's so evil, why's it stoppin' the twitch?

        G                 Am
I went dairy to almonds, straight to bein' vegan
             C
'Cause they told me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'
        G                                    Am
I can't even shop at Walmart 'cause they're callin' 'em crooks
             C                                  D
And I would love to read about it, but they're bannin' the books


🎸 Chorus:
      C
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      G
If I love it, I'm dead
         Em                    D
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       C
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        G
Put me six feet deep
        D
If the apple's so bad
                  N.C.
Why's it taste so sweet?


🎸 Chorus:
      C
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      G
If I love it, I'm dead
       Em                           D
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?

       C
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        G
Put me six feet deep
        D
If the apple's so bad
                   C      G    D
Why's it taste so sweet?

          C    G    D    D
Taste so swee-eet


🎸 Verse:
           G
Went from stripper to girlfriend
 Am
Straight to bein' single
        C
Now my mom is disappointed

Set me up on Christian Mingle

 G               Am
Video games are killin' my brain cells
 C
All the fun jobs don't even pay well

 G
Shit (Well, shit)
  Am
Okay (Okay)
     C                   D
The internet says we're fucked anyway


🎸 Chorus:
      C
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      G
If I love it, I'm dead
         Em                    D
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       C
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        G
Put me six feet deep
        D
If the apple's so bad

Why's it taste so sweet?


🎸 Chorus:
      C
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      G
If I love it, I'm dead
       Em                           D
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?

       C
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        G
Put me six feet deep
        D
If the apple's so bad
                   C      G    D
Why's it taste so sweet?

          C    G    D    D
Taste so swee-eet


🎸 Outro:
      C
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      G
If I love it, I'm dead
       Em                          D
Why do all the best drugs keep on killin' my friends?

       C
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        G
Put me six feet deep
        D
If the apple's so bad
N.C.
Why's it taste so sweet?