The Biggest Loudest Hairiest Group Of All chords by John Cale

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
C

Verse:
C                      G
What's the date today? Is it gonna rain?
F                                C
Can I leave here now, before the show?
C
Who's that other band?
      G
Just another one night stand,
 F                                  C
They can't sing and play as well as us.

 F                          C
Just a week ago we were in Texas;
  F                                C
Tomorrow night we play the Albert Hall.
  F                                 C
I'm sorry there's no time to talk to you right now
         G                                         C
We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all.

Verse II:
 C                     G
We cut a record once, sold a lot in France,
 F                              C
Now we're getting tired of the game.
 C                    G
In and out of towns, satisfying crowds
 F                                  C
Pillheads and the rest who come to hear.

   F                                   C
But things were fine when we made the money roll;
  F                          C
Living off the fat of every land.
F                                       C
Slept with girls who couldn't read or write too well,
           G                                     C
We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all.

Verse III:
C                        G
Then the bubble broke, we thought it was a joke
F                             C
We could make a come back any day.
C                              G
We knew that we were right, the band was out of sight,
     F                               C
The music's getting better, all the time.

F                                 C
But the crowds got smaller every place we played,
F                             C
And the clubs got dirtier as well.
F                                    C
When the music stopped it was quite plain to see...
     G                                  C
The biggest, loudest, hairiest group of all.

Outro:
           G                                      C
Yeah, the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all...
          G                                          C
Yes, the biggest, the loudest, the hairiest group of all!