Moisturizing Thing chords by David Byrne

• Difficulty: Advanced 🤯

Intro:

Am E


Verse 1:
Am                  E
  My love gave me a moisturizing thing
Am                  E
  Said, "Hey David, put this on your skin
A             Bm   E          F#      G
 It says it's anti-aging, antioxidant too
             E             F#              G
Go ahead and try it, let's see what it can do"

Verse 2:
F#m                 E            F#        G
   Woke up the next morning, and what do I see?
              D         E          A
I look like a baby, but I am still me
   F#          G             F#       G   E
My honey wakes up, she looks over and screams
               A    G#dim F#  F#dim         E7
That lotion is magic
I look like I'm three


Verse 3:
Am                 E                      Am
  So smooth and so soft, not a wrinkle in sight
               E                  A
My eyes are so big, my skin is so tight
  Bm          E         F#        G
A cute little dimple on my chubby chin
              E                        F
A cute little tongue that goes out and in


Verse 4:
F#m                    E           F#         G
   I might look like a baby, but inside I'm a man
              D         E           A
I think and I talk, I'm still who I am
    F#         G         F#      G E
And when we go out, they ask for ID
                A   Bm C#dim         Bbdim            E7    F#
It's not always easy        when you look like you're three


Bridge:
                  G      E
They act like I'm stupid
                  A   G#dim Gdim
It's a fucking cliché
                  G     F#
Like I don't understand
                     G
Everything that they say


Verse 5:
A       E               Bm          F#m
 People judge us by the way that we look
A            E          Bm                  E
 Look at the cover, and they don't read the book
Am        E     F             E        A
  They do it to you, and they do it to me
     E     Bm            F#               G
Life isn't easy when you look like you're three


Outro:
A E Bm F#m
          A E Bm E
(Oh-oh-oh)
   Am E F E
(Mm)
A     E     Bm            F#               G
 Life isn't easy when you look like you're three