Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
C majorC G+G E minorEm FF x4
Verse:
C majorC
Raise up, shake them lazy bones
G+G
Read the T-shirt but still don't understand
E minorEm
Comin' home with a little apocalypse
FF
It comes, now do you have time for this?
C majorC
A augmentedA three-tone carpet and a Jackie Chan spear
G+G
Lookin' at a hairdo and a belly full of beer
E minorEm
Well, I ain't no poet, ain't got no rhyme
FF
But I got me a car and I know how to drive
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
In the event of pressure loss
E minorEm FF
All our lines are busy now
C majorC G+G E minorEm FF
I will be laughing out loud anyhow
Verse:
C majorC
Every day a little apocalypse
G+G
Lay down, lay down next to this
E minorEm
Lookin' at the body, well, I don't even know his name
FF
Call me in the morning, was a friend of mine
C majorC
Well, the wind so strong, it's blowing us all around
G+G
Wind so strong, nobody settle down
E minorEm
Every day, another apocalypse
FF
Had a TV but I don't know how deep it is
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
Please read the print advisory
E minorEm FF
Would you like to go ahead?
C majorC G+G E minorEm FF
Dancin' wherever she goes, tippy toes
Bridge:
C majorC G+G
Rhetorical, memorial, invisible, incredible
E minorEm FF
Unstoppable, emotional, illogical, sensational
Verse:
C majorC
Little sister gotta take her medicine
G+G
Baby brother gonna do it all again
E minorEm
Run fast but cannot catch the bus
FF
Funny feelin', this is part of us
Chorus:
C majorC G+G
And you must take your medicine
E minorEm FF
Getting better every day
C majorC G+G E minorEm FF
Good for a limited time, feelin' fine
C majorC
C majorC G+G
We will return your things to you
E minorEm FF
When it's time for you to leave
C majorC G+G E minorEm FF
So quiet nobody knows, tippy toes