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- Difficulty: Advanced
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) ♫ Verse: DmDm Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. G minorGm Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. FF We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. A7A7 If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first. ♫ Verse: DmDm Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. G minorGm Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. FF There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). A7A7 Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
♫ Verse: DmDm Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. G minorGm Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. FF Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. A7A7 We got a million different ways to engage ♫ Verse: DmDm Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. G minorGm Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. FF We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. A7A7 And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin DmDm eachother. ♫ Verse: Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. G minorGm 'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. FF They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. A7A7 Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
♫ Verse: DmDm See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. G minorGm Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. FF Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. A7A7 Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor. ♫ Verse: DmDm And here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. G minorGm Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. FF Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. A7A7 A7A7 G minorGm FF E MajorE DmDm Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids. ♫ Chorus: DmDm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? G minorGm A augmentedA little bit of everything. All of the time. FF Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. A7* Anything and everything. All of the time. DmDm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? G minorGm A augmentedA little bit of everything. All of the time. FF Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. A7* Anything and everything. All of the time. ♫ Interlude: DmDm C majorC Bb majorBb A7A7 ♫ Verse: DmDm C majorC Bb majorBb A7A7 You know, it wasn't always like this DmDm C majorC Not very long ago Bb majorBb A7A7 Just before your time DmDm C majorC Right before the towers fell Bb majorBb A7A7 Circa '99 ♫ Verse: G minorGm This was catalogues FF Travel blogs E7E7 DmDm A augmentedA chat room or two G minorGm FF We set our sights and spent our nights E7E7 Gm7Gm7 Waiting 2nd ♫ Chorus: Fmaj7Fmaj7 For you Dm7Dm7 You Bb majorBb C majorC Insatiable you Fmaj7Fmaj7 Dm7Dm7 Mommy let you use her iPad Bb majorBb C majorC You were barely two DmDm C#dimC#dim And it did all the things C majorC Bb majorBb We designed it to do ♫ Bridge: Bb majorBb Now look at you C majorC Oh, look at you D MajorD You 2nd ♫ Chorus: Gmaj7Gmaj7 E minor 7Em7 You C majorC D MajorD Unstoppable, watchable Gmaj7Gmaj7 E minor 7Em7 Your time is now. Your inside's out. C majorC D MajorD Honey, how you grew E minor 7Em7 EbdimEbdim And if we stick together D MajorD C majorC Who knows what we'll do C majorC D MajorD It was always the plan EbdimEbdim E minor 7Em7 To put the world in your hand E minorEm Em/B E minorEm Em/B E minorEm Em/B E minorEm Em/B laughing: ♫ Chorus: E minorEm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? A minorAm A augmentedA little bit of everything. All of the time. G+G Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. B7* Anything and everything. All of the time. E minorEm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? A minorAm A augmentedA little bit of everything. All of the time. G+G Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. B7B7 Anything and everything B7B7 And anything and everything B7B7 And anything and everything B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!) And all of the time
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