Straight White Male chords by Bo Burnham

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
D MajorD B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
D MajorD B minorBm A augmentedA G+G G minorGm

verse

D MajorD    B minorBm       A augmentedA     G+G
Walking around, I've got no one to talk to
D MajorD      B minorBm      A augmentedA     G+G
There's everyone, and then there's just me
D MajorD     B minorBm        A augmentedA       G+G
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it
D MajorD    B minorBm      A augmentedA     G+G
God only knows why he cursed me to be
 G minorGm
a straight white male

Bridge

B minorBm
I state my problems
   F#F#        G+G
other people roll their eyes
B minorBm
Three trips to the mall
     F#F#     G+G
and zero khakis in my size
B minorBm
I've never been the victim
   F#F#        G+G
of a random search for drugs
  D MajorD         B minorBm
But you can't say my life is easy
 G+G          A augmentedA     D MajorD
until you've walked a mile in my UGGs


G+G    A augmentedA   D MajorD        G+G     A augmentedA    D MajorD
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F#F#
The women want rights
  B minorBm     G+G
The gays want kids
G minorGm
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no, to the things you asked for

D MajorD B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
D MajorD B minorBm A augmentedA G+G G minorGm

verse 2
D MajorD     B minorBm       A augmentedA    G+G
Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
D MajorD        B minorBm      A augmentedA       G+G
Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right
D MajorD       B minorBm    A augmentedA       G+G
So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork
D MajorD     B minorBm        A augmentedA     G+G
Give me a chance to show you what it's like
    G minorGm
to be a straight white male

Bridge 2

B minorBm
The churches never made me
   F#F#      G+G
Feel ashamed of who I am
B minorBm
But I get e-mails from Netflix
      F#F#       G+G
that g-mail doesn't mark as spam
B minorBm
My country's Constitution was
   F#F#      G+G
hand-written by my race
    D MajorD         B minorBm
But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone
G+G    A augmentedA      D MajorD
with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone)

G+G    A augmentedA   D MajorD        G+G     A augmentedA    D MajorD
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F#F#
The women want rights
  B minorBm     G+G
The blacks want not to be called the blacks
G minorGm
Can't you just leave us alone?
   F#F#
And also, no, to the things you asked for
Nooooooo

G+G F#F# B minorBm (x6)


G+G     A augmentedA  D MajorD         G+G     A augmentedA   D MajorD
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
  F#F#
The women want rights
   B minorBm      G+G
The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song
  G minorGm
We used to have all the money and land
We still do but it's not as fun now