My Whole Family chords by Bo Burnham

Chords with lyrics

You can also replace C majorC with Cadd9Cadd9 it sounds just as good!

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INTRO: G+G

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Everytime i go to dinner
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it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
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I'll sit down at the breakfast table
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i can talk, but theyre not able
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When i look at them i find
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there's a single question on their mind.
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i wish it could go back to the way it was
E minorEm
its not easy no because...
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My whole family thinks im gay
      G+G
i guess its always been that way.
     G+G
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
        G+G
that makes them think that i like...boys

D MajorD
The goddamn question just wont go away
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cause i get asked every single day
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but the way they ask it is no disguise,
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like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
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This is the worst, baby this was my fear
E minorEm
Now their opinions are crystal clear.


     G+G
My whole family now is shocked,
      G+G
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
     G+G
Now my glory days are gone,
        G+G
I was John Elway now im Elton John.

     G+G
My whole family now suspects,
      G+G
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
     G+G
But im not gay and thats what i said,
        D MajorD       (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke)
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.

     G+G
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
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Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
     G+G
When I go outside, what do i see?
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The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"


     G+G
I think that God might think im gay,
     G+G
What does he know anyway.
           G+G
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
        G+G
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"

     G+G
My whole family thinks im "fab"
         G+G
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
            G+G
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
        G+G
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.


D MajorD
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
D MajorD (strum once)
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
D MajorD
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
E minorEm
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.


        G+G
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
    C majorC
You all probably think I'm gay,
G+G
Man this song is counterproductive...
G+G
la la la la la...
          G+G
I'm not gay I swear


     G+G
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
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What am i suppose to say?
            G+G
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
D MajorD
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.


     G+G
My whole family thinks i'm queer,
     G+G
That is all i ever hear,
        G+G
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
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