Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Key: 
C majorC
Difficulty: Novice
Verse:
C majorC 
FF
Now I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays
A minorAm 
G+G
They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways
C majorC FF
I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it,
A minorAm G+G
A augmentedA girl's like a fridge, once a week, you should stock it.
C majorC FF
And girl, if you're into rimmin', it's only safe if you're swimmin',
A minorAm G+G
But, girl, don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women.
C majorC FF
I spit fire like I just blew a demon,
A minorAm G+G
My shit's so hot, I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'.
C majorC FF
Girl I'm gonna tear it, like the cards of the gypsies,
A minorAm G+G
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
C majorC FF
If your pants are loose, I'll replete ya.
A minorAm G+G
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya.
Chorus:
C majorC
I'm Bo, yo,
FF
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
A minorAm G+G
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
C majorC
Think you're better, you're not,
FF
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
A minorAm G+G
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot.
C majorC FF
Woah, yeah...
A minorAm G+G
... Hey, what the fuck's a G-spot?
Verse:
C majorC FF
Go to a vagina orchard, count one, two, three.
A minorAm G+G
Spin that plant around you got a third-world country
C majorC FF
That's right, consider yourself warned,
A minorAm G+G
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn.
C majorC FF
You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
A minorAm G+G
You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram.
C majorC FF
Look at that crack, excuse me can I buy a gram?
A minorAm G+G
Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like you're hidin' ham.
C majorC FF
First base, we're making out.
A minorAm G+G
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
C majorC FF
Said, third base, I'm getting take out.
A minorAm G+G
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out,
C majorC FF
But I just don't know, I said I just don't care,
A minorAm G+G
I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear.
C majorC FF
And you can spell and smell my stink,
A minorAm G+G
B.O. lingers and it makes you think.
Chorus:
C majorC
I'm Bo, yo,
FF
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
A minorAm G+G
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,
C majorC
Think you're better, you're not,
FF
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
A minorAm G+G
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot.
C majorC FF
Woah, yeah...
A minorAm G+G
... provided that you point me in the general direction.
C majorC FF
'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Bo nuts,
A minorAm G+G
I can make 'em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze.
C majorC FF
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her,
A minorAm G+G
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
C majorC FF
(Oh, Nickelodeon and cum, what )
C majorC FF
I'm blowin' up like I thought I would,
A minorAm G+G
I'm circumcised 'cause I don't cum from the hood.
C majorC FF
My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with,
A minorAm G+G
Come on, you Asian child-laborer, show me what you're workin' with.
C majorC FF
Ooh, large machinery.
C majorC FF
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
A minorAm G+G
I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect,
C majorC FF
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects,
A minorAm G+G
but you can't have sex with members of the same sex,
C majorC FF A minorAm G+G
So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame.
C majorC FF A minorAm G+G
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right, then you can write my name.
Chorus:
C majorC
I'm Bo, yo,
FF
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
A minorAm G+G
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,
C majorC
Think you're better, you're not,
FF
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
A minorAm G+G
I'm a real G+G that can really find your G-spot.
C majorC FF
woah, yeah... oh, but I'm inadequate.
A minorAm G+G C majorC
Have I gotten that point across yet? How original
Verse:
C majorC FF
Yo, my junk's so long that it hangs and swings,
A minorAm G+G
So at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings.
C majorC FF
Play the skin flute, your big boy sings,
A minorAm G+G
And if you want to take it all, wear African neck-rings.
C majorC FF
(They make your neck longer 'cause my... fuck it)
C majorC FF
Haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin'.
A minorAm G+G
'Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight,
C majorC FF
And if I'm in the closet, then you are below me,
A minorAm G+G
Taking the B-A-T out of basement, homie
Chorus:
C majorC
I'm Bo, yo,
FF
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
A minorAm G+G
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,
C majorC
Think you're better, you're not,
FF
Don't need a sweater,
A minorAm G+G
I'm a real G+G that can really find your what now.
C majorC FF
Oh, yeah
