Five Years chords by Bo Burnham

Chords with lyrics

🎸 Intro:


Hey baby, uh, it's me

Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one


                DmDm  E minorEm
And, um
I wrote a song for you
             A minorAm              DmDm      E minorEm  A minorAm
So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um
I want the song to begin with this voicemail
                DmDm           E minorEm
Like
I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it
A minorAm                              DmDm         E minorEm
So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me
A minorAm                      DmDm   E minorEm
Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the —
A minorAm                             DmDm       E minorEm
I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like—
   A minorAm               DmDm
Just Google it, don't call me and ask me
         E minorEm
'Cause I know
I know what you're gonna do
A minorAm
You're gonna, you're gonna get this

And you're gonna think you just can't do it
         DmDm        E minorEm
And you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it
   A minorAm
So, just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out
DmDm      E minorEm                 A minorAm
Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail

Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
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Like, right when you get this
      A minorAm
Thank you, um
I love you, bye


🎸 Verse 1:
DmDm      E minorEm       A minorAm
 You're my best friend
I love you
DmDm     E minorEm    A minorAm
 You know me and I know you
DmDm    E minorEm         A minorAm
 We got problems that we've been through
DmDm    E minorEm       A minorAm
 We got **** that we'll get through, uh
        DmDm   E minorEm
You think I'm rude to you
      A minorAm
You think I am the worst
DmDm   E minorEm
Because I ask when you suck my ****
          A minorAm
You take out your Invisalign first

come on

🎸 Chorus:
DmDm       E minorEm
 Five years, five years
   A minorAm
Still you, still me, still here
DmDm       E minorEm
 Five years, five years, baby
A minorAm
 Five years, five years

🎸 Verse 2:
                 A minorAm
We order Chinese
I'm eating my dumplings
                DmDm
You reach over and you take my dumpling
      E minorEm             A minorAm
You don't even say, "Do you mind " or nothing
                        DmDm
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling?
   E minorEm     A minorAm
So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the **** did I do "
DmDm             E minorEm
If you really wanted some dim sum then
A minorAm                    DmDm      E minorEm
You really should've gotten some when we put in the order
           A minorAm
You say, "You're a psycho and I-I don't wanna fight
DmDm        E minorEm            A minorAm
So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal"
           DmDm
"Okay, but for the record
    E minorEm    A minorAm             DmDm  E minorEm
You owe me a dumpling
I mean it
I won't forget
   A minorAm
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent"

🎸 Chorus:
DmDm       E minorEm
 Five years, five years
   A minorAm
Still you, still me, still here
DmDm       E minorEm
 Five years, five years, baby
A minorAm
 Five years, five years

🎸 Verse 3:
DmDm       E minorEm
 We found a spider in the house
A minorAm
 You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
DmDm       E minorEm    A minorAm
 Since I was close and able

I jumped up on the coffee table
DmDm           E minorEm
You said, "You should kill that"
A minorAm
I said, "Um, no, **** that"
DmDm       E minorEm    A minorAm
You said, "Come on, be a man"

What?
     DmDm     E minorEm    A minorAm
You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
     DmDm        E minorEm
But your whole worldview collapses
   A minorAm            DmDm
The moment there's a spider, cool
      E minorEm
I get it, this is the real you
A minorAm
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
 DmDm            E minorEm
**** like this brings the movement down
A minorAm
Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around

🎸 Chorus:
DmDm       E minorEm
 Five years, five years
   A minorAm
Still you, still me, still here
DmDm       E minorEm
 Five years, five years, baby
A minorAm
 Five years, five years

🎸 Outro:
DmDm            E minorEm            A minorAm
 How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom
                   DmDm
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom?
       E minorEm       A minorAm
Just use the guest room bathroom
              DmDm
That's why we got two bathrooms
       E minorEm       A minorAm
Just use the guest room bathroom
              DmDm  E minorEm
That's why we got two bath rooms
     A minorAm
And you know