Deep chords by Bo Burnham

The chords for while he's talking are C D Em C D G Bm And play that progression twice.

G Bm Em

G                                Bm                   Em
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
G         Bm Em
Me Neither

G                  Bm                         Em
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
G           Bm Em
Meat Cleaver

G                Bm            Em
The people in my life are like grains of sand
G                Bm
Cause they stick together Yeah..
Em
Often near my butt hole
C             D      Em                       C
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
  G                Bm
A fish that's drowning
C                            D
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Em                          C   D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
     G               Bm
Come witness my crowning
C                                          D
These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm
N.C.
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G Bm Em through this speaking part
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
              G                        Bm          Em
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face?
G         Bm Em
Me neither.. Me neither!

G            Bm                      Em
Have you ever wrote a song note for note and not a single note was out of place?

Duh. (Play random chords here)

G                Bm            Em
The people in my life are like blades of grass How?
G                    Bm              Em
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
C        D
Art is a harlot
Em                       C     D
And I am her sassy urban friend
G                           Bm
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
C           D         Em
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
C      D                       G    Bm
Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
C
You don't know
D
How could you know

G                 D             C
If life makes you wish you were dead
G                  D              C              D
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
G     D       C       G                   D             C          D
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
D
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G Bm Em