Chords with lyrics
Verse: D MajorD , A augmentedA , G+G
Pre Chorus: B minorBm , G+G , D MajorD , A augmentedA , G+G
Chorus: D MajorD , A augmentedA , G+G , B minorBm , A augmentedA
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E MajorE , BB , A augmentedA , C minorCm , BB
D MajorD , A augmentedA , G+G
INTRO
[Spoken]
D MajorD
Instead of people actually telling their stories
A augmentedA
You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives
G+G
But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with
D MajorD
They just sort of list these words and phrases off
A augmentedA
mad-lib style in every song and pander to them
G+G
Words like...
VERSE
[Sung]
D MajorD
Dirt road
Cold beer
A augmentedA
Blue jeans
G+G
Red pickup
D MajorD
Rural noun, simple adjective
[Spoken]
A augmentedA , G+G
And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
D MajorD
No shoes
No shirt
A augmentedA
No Jews
G+G
You didn't hear that
[Spoken]
D MajorD
You also didn't not hear it
A augmentedA , G+G
PRE CHORUS
B minorBm
I walk and talk like a field hand
G+G
But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand
D MajorD A augmentedA
I write songs about riding tractors
G+G
From the comfort of a private jet
CHORUS
D MajorD
I can sing in mandarin
A augmentedA
And still know I'm pandering
G+G
Hunting deer and chasing trout
B minorBm A augmentedA
Cold Bud Light with the logo facing out
D MajorD
Hear that subtle mandolin
A augmentedA
That's textbook pandering
G+G B minorBm
I own a private ranch that I rarely use
A augmentedA
INTERLUDE
[Spoken]
D MajorD , A augmentedA , G+G
One verse, one chorus in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out
VERSE
[Sung]
D MajorD
Good girl
In a straw hat
A augmentedA G+G
With her arms out in a corn field
D MajorD , A augmentedA , G+G
That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again
D MajorD
Cold night
Cold beer
A augmentedA
Cold jeans
G+G
Strike that last one
D MajorD
I want you
A augmentedA
I hope you're feeling me
[Spoken]
G+G
Once again just talking in the middle
PRE CHORUS
B minorBm
We go to bed and you doze off
G+G
So I take your country girl clothes off
D MajorD
I put my hands on your body
A augmentedA G+G
It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again
CHORUS
D MajorD
White mics and pampering
A augmentedA
Fuck your ears I'm pandering
G+G
I write songs for the people who do
B minorBm A augmentedA
Jobs in the towns that I've never moved to
D MajorD
Legalize gerrymandering
A augmentedA
Tolerate my pandering
G+G
You got a beautiful mouth
B minorBm
I got a beautiful dick.
[Spoken]
A augmentedA
You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS
E MajorE
Thematically meandering
BB
phatically pandering
A augmentedA
I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
C minorCm BB
Say the word "truck" and they jizz in their overalls
E MajorE
You don't know what land you're in
BB
I'm in the land of pandering
A augmentedA
And I'll be upfront
C minorCm BB E MajorE
I do what I do cause I'm a total fucking cun-try boy