Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
G+G
A augmentedA dirt road
Cadd9Cadd9
A augmentedA cold beer
D MajorD
A augmentedA blue jeans
Cadd9Cadd9
A augmentedA red pickup
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD Cadd9Cadd9
A augmentedA rural noun, simple adjective
G+G
No shoes
Cadd9Cadd9
No shirt
D MajorD
No Jews
Cadd9Cadd9 G+G
You didn't hear that
Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
Sort of a mental typo
Pre-Chorus:
E minorEm D MajorD
I walk and talk like a field hand
G+G A minorAm
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
E minorEm D MajorD Cadd9Cadd9
I write songs about riding tractors
D MajorD G+G
From the comfort of a private jet
Chorus:
G+G C majorC
I can sing in Mandarin
D MajorD A minorAm
And still know I'm pandering
E minorEm D MajorD
Hunting deer and chasing trout
C majorC D MajorD G+G
A augmentedA Bud Light with the logo facing out
G+G C majorC
Hear that subtle mandolin
D MajorD A minorAm
That's textbook panderin'
E minorEm D MajorD C majorC
I own a private ranch that I rarely use
D MajorD
I don't like dirt
Spoken:
G+G Cadd9Cadd9
One verse, one chorus in the bag
D MajorD Cadd9Cadd9
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD Cadd9Cadd9
I'm hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm puttin' out
Verse 2:
G+G
Good girl
Cadd9Cadd9
In a straw hat
D MajorD Cadd9Cadd9
With her arms out in a corn field
G+G Cadd9Cadd9
That is a scarecrow
D MajorD Cadd9Cadd9
Thought that was a human woman, sorry
G+G
A augmentedA cold night
Cadd9Cadd9
A augmentedA cold beer
D MajorD
A augmentedA cold jeans
Cadd9Cadd9
Strike that last one
G+G
I'm wanting you
Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
I hope you're feeling me
Subtextually
Pre-Chorus:
E minorEm D MajorD
We go to bed, you doze off
G+G A minorAm
So I take your country girl clothes off
E minorEm D MajorD
I put my hands on your body
Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
It feels like hay, it's a f**king scarecrow again
Chorus:
G+G C majorC
Like Mike's Evander-ing
D MajorD A minorAm
f**k your ears, I'm pandering
E minorEm D MajorD
I write songs for the people who do
C majorC D MajorD
Jobs in the towns that I'd never move to
G+G C majorC
Legalize gerrymandering
D MajorD A minorAm
Tolerate my pandering
E minorEm D MajorD
You got a beautiful mouth
C majorC
I got a beautiful (dick)
N.C D MajorD
Y'all dumb motherf**kers want a key change?
A augmentedA D MajorD
Thematically meandering
E MajorE B minorBm
Emphatically pandering
F# minorF#m E MajorE
I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
D MajorD E MajorE
Say the word "truck," they jizz in their overalls
A augmentedA D MajorD
You don't know what land you're in
E MajorE B minorBm
I'm in the land of pandering
F# minorF#m E MajorE
And I'll be upfront
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
I do what I do 'cause I'm a total f**kin' cuuunt..ry boooy