Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) A augmentedA chord with an asterisk after it is only strummed once and sustained. Spoken intro: FF C majorC A minorAm She came out of the shower, her hair wet, her shoulders wet. E minorEm FF C majorC It was a shower. It's water. A minorAm E minorEm And she turned to me and she said it, she said:
Verse 1: FF C majorC It's over A minorAm E minorEm We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again FF It's over C majorC We're unhappy A minorAm We need to take a break from us Am* to make us right again Chorus: E MajorE C majorC And even though it's not gonna go any further G+G A augmentedA I swear I don't regret a second of it E MajorE C majorC And when the dust has settled G+G C majorC I hope we can still be friends... N.C And then I said N.C EAT A augmentedA DICK! N.C EAT A augmentedA DICK! N.C EAT A augmentedA FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS! N.C PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES! N.C GET READY TO GOBBLE A augmentedA DICK UP! N.C IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH N.C EAT A augmentedA DICK, B[ITCH!
Verse 2: FF C majorC A minorAm E minorEm FF FF C majorC A minorAm (I think I made the right decision) E minorEm FF Okay, you're angry C majorC I can see that A minorAm E minorEm But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be FF I try to speak to you A minorAm But you won't listen- N.C EAT A augmentedA DICK! A minorAm Hold on, please just let me- N.C EAT A augmentedA DICK! N.C Oh my God Chorus: E MajorE C majorC Honestly, are you fucking five? G+G A augmentedA E MajorE I'm tryna to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me G+G I-I'm saying how I'm feeling, okay? FF G+G A augmentedA And you're saying "eat a dick" over and over again A augmentedA Does that seem mature to you? N.C NO, IT DOESN'T N.C BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS N.C I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER N.C AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE! N.C SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE N.C I DID A augmentedA QUICK SWITCH N.C BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE N.C AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO N.C EAT A augmentedA DICK, MAN... N.C I THOUGHT WE HAD A augmentedA FUTURE TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING WHORE! Verse 3: FF A augmentedA C majorC I didn't think you'd cry for me A minorAm FF I didn't think you cared A augmentedA G+G I thought you were lashing out in anger A augmentedA Now I see you're scared A augmentedA I'm scared, too C* Maybe we can work this out Am* And not break up N.C Really? Outro: N.C No, LICK MY CLIT! N.C LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT! N.C YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS N.C OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT N.C I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU N.C GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW N.C SORRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN N.C LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON