Breakup Song chords by Bo Burnham

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

A augmentedA chord with an asterisk after it is only strummed once and sustained.


Spoken intro:
FF             C majorC        A minorAm
 She came out of the shower, her hair wet, her shoulders wet.
        E minorEm FF      C majorC
It was a shower.  It's water.
A minorAm                   E minorEm
 And she turned to me and she said it, she said:


Verse 1:
FF     C majorC
It's over
A minorAm                         E minorEm
 We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
FF
 It's over
C majorC
 We're unhappy
A minorAm
 We need to take a break from us
Am*
to make us right again

Chorus:
  E MajorE             C majorC
And even though it's not gonna go any further
G+G             A augmentedA
 I swear I don't regret a second of it
  E MajorE         C majorC
And when the dust has settled
   G+G C majorC
I hope  we can still be friends...
N.C
And then I said
N.C
EAT A augmentedA DICK!
N.C
EAT A augmentedA DICK!
N.C
EAT A augmentedA FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS!
N.C
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES!
N.C
GET READY TO GOBBLE A augmentedA DICK UP!
N.C
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH
N.C
EAT A augmentedA DICK, B[ITCH!

Verse 2:

FF C majorC A minorAm E minorEm FF

FF C majorC A minorAm
   (I think I made the right decision)
E minorEm  FF
Okay, you're angry
C majorC
 I can see that
A minorAm                           E minorEm
 But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
FF
I try to speak to you
A minorAm
But you won't listen-
N.C
EAT A augmentedA DICK!
A minorAm
Hold on, please just let me-
N.C
EAT A augmentedA DICK!
N.C
Oh my God

Chorus:
E MajorE             C majorC
Honestly, are you fucking five?
            G+G           A augmentedA         E MajorE
I'm tryna to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
 G+G
I-I'm saying how I'm feeling, okay?
   FF       G+G                 A augmentedA
And you're saying  "eat a dick" over and over again
A augmentedA
Does that seem mature to you?
N.C
NO, IT DOESN'T
N.C
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
N.C
I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER
N.C
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE!
N.C
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
N.C
I DID A augmentedA QUICK SWITCH
N.C
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE
N.C
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO
N.C
EAT A augmentedA DICK, MAN...
N.C
I THOUGHT WE HAD A augmentedA FUTURE TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING WHORE!


Verse 3:
FF          A augmentedA     C majorC
I didn't think you'd cry for me
A minorAm            FF
I didn't think you cared
          A augmentedA     G+G
I thought you were lashing out in anger
     A augmentedA
Now I see you're scared
A augmentedA
I'm scared, too
       C*
Maybe we can work this out
  Am*
And not break up
N.C
Really?

Outro:
N.C
No, LICK MY CLIT!
N.C
LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT!
N.C
YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS
N.C
OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT
N.C
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
N.C
GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW
N.C
SORRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
N.C
LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON