Bottle Rocket Astronaut - Bug Hunter

Key: F# Tuning: E A D G B E Verse 1: F# A# D#m B I am Burt (the urban bird), i've got one wing that doesn't work F# A# D#m B But i have built a bottle rocket that'll pop me off the earth F# A# D#m B Shoot for the stars? that ain't me. i'm just aiming for that tree F# A# D#m B But i would settle for a hedge, both as a bet and literally G# B When your dubiety finally ebbs then you can find me overhead Chorus: F# D#m A# B I am a bottle rocket astronaut, just watch it and you'll see me F# D#m A# B Catchin' up to everybody makin' it look easy F# D#m A# B Breakin' chains with aviation F# D#m A# B Natural selection never saw me comin', baby

F# A# D#m B Verse 2: F# A# D#m B I am Burt (the urban bird), i've got one wing that doesn't work F# A# D#m B I've got whippets in my nest but if they ask, you never heard that F# A# D#m B Wanna raid me? they can try -- here's a slice of pumpkin pie F# A# D#m B But in the backyard i've expanded to a fledgling enterprise F# A# D#m B See that goldfish in the bird bath? you get three hints to guess who did that F# A# D#m B We put a turtle on a mailbox, and a hedgehog on a trash can F# A# D#m B We've got funding coming through and big announcements coming soon G# B We pledge by 2026 we'll put a gopher on the roof Chorus: F# D#m A# B I am a bottle rocket astronaut, just watch it and you'll see me F# D#m A# B Catchin' up to everybody makin' it look easy F# D#m A# B Breakin' chains with aviation G# B Natural selection never saw this comin', baby F# D#m A# B F# D#m A# B F# D#m A# B G# B Chorus: F# D#m A# B I am a bottle rocket astronaut, just watch it and you'll see me F# D#m A# B Catchin' up to everybody makin' it look easy F# D#m A# B Breakin' chains with aviation G# B And we've got Charlie Darwin freakin rollin' in his grave, eeey! Bridge: F# A# D#m Little critters in the sky B Little critters in the sky F# A# D#m Little critters in the sky B F# A# B Little critters where they don't belong G# B Little critters in the sky Outro: F# A# I am Burt (the urban bird) D#m Keep me down? B It doesn't work.