2 Bed 2 Bath And A Ghost chords by Bug Hunter

• Capo on 4th
• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: C#m

Verse 1:
Am               C                      F
The old man next door says his house is haunted
          E                Am
He says a ghost keeps him awake
                      C                F
I think he's having a hard time, to be honest
          E              Am
Since his darling passed away




                    C
But he fears that a phantom
            F                              E                    Am
Has finally found him   some nemesis that never quit holding a grudge
                 C                      F
The old man next door says his house is haunted
                E
It's best to be upfront with some tough love

Chorus:

       F             C
I said Robert I'm so sorry
                 G
Your house ain't haunted
                Am      G      F
You're just not used to bein' alone
               C                              G
Robert all the creaks and shifts are just the sounds you missed
         Am     G    F
When you shared your home
         E
He says: no, no, no, no no no…

Verse 2:

Am            C                        F
I've had some close calls with falling items
            E                                    Am
I'm duckin' picture frames and dinner plates and all
             C                 F
All my daily meds: I can never find 'em
               E                            Am
They're put in places that I never would've done
                  C                          F
And the furniture shifts and it caused me to trip
                  E                       Am
I wake up with my pillow on my face every night
                         C
It sounds silly but this house is tryin' to kill me
     F
Will you come see? Just stay with me?
     E
Just stay with me one time?

Chorus:
       F             C
I said Robert I'm so sorry
                 G
Your house ain't haunted
                Am      G      F
You're just not used to bein' alone
               C                              G
Robert all the shifts and creaks are just the signs of grief
           Am     G       F
Now you're living on your own
               E
But okay
I'll go…

Bridge:
            Am
And I can't help but feel absurd because nothing
                         G
That I've heard from the downstairs room
      Am                                                 E
Is of paranormal origin, it's 4 am, this poor old man is just confused
    F
But wait
       Am
I hear footsteps   on the stairs
                E
They're gettin' louder and louder   Above me   They're stomping
  F                                      E
I pray it's just Robert until I hear him scream my name (NEIGHBOR GUY!)

         Am
And I go running up the stairs, jumping three at a time
        C
And I'm fully unprepared for the terrors I will find
  F
I burst into the room and by the light of the moon
       E                            E7
It's a ghost as real as both me and you

       Am
And it wasn't the butler that he sacked without cause
        C
Or that surly groundskeeper or that mafia boss
       F
Or his old business partner that he stabbed in the back
E
Or the ghost of Christmas Future
Present or Past
       Am
And it wasn't the guy from the mishap at the zoo
C
Or that other guy from the other mishap at the zoo
       F
No, of all the spooky specters Robert wronged in his life
    E
The ghost floating between us was his darling dead wife

Chorus:
And she said
F              C
Robert
I'm so sorry
               G
Didn't mean to scare you
             Am      G      F
I'm just not used to bein' alone
               C                  G
Robert, ya see, death's a one-way street
            Am      G        F
And I can't find my way back home
            C                   G
Robert
I figured I'd just come getcha
            Am             G      F
I thought a haunting might do the trick
            C                        G
Robert
I'm sorry
I thought it'd be easier
          Am         G          F        E
I don't remember you bein' this quick…

Outro:
Am                 C                     F
The old house next door's got a sign out front now
      E                   Am
A for sale sign tied to a post
              C                          F
So, attention shoppers, you can make an offer
       E                 Am
On a 2 bed, 2 bath and a Ghost