We Can't All Play Saxophones chords by The Bug Club

Key: Eb

Tuning - Eb,Ab,Db,Gb,Bb,eb


Verse 1:

E
I wish that I was funny.
E
I wish that I was funny.
E
I wish that I was funny. As a hard back
A          E
Book about jokes. But we

Chorus:

D              A
can't all be comedians.
E
Who the heck would spend the cash? No we
D              A
can't all be comedians.
E
Who the heck would spend the cash?

Verse 2:

E
I wish that I was slower.
E
I wish that I was slower.
E
I wish that I was slower. Tha a nine year
A
old's Christmas
E
Eve. But we

Chorus:

D               A
can't all be chameleons.
E
Who the heck would make me laugh? No we
D               A
can't all be chameleons.
E
Who the heck would make me laugh?

Verse 3:

E
I wish that I was you.
E
I wish that I was you.
E
I wish that I was you. Just to know the
A
feeling of being loved by
E
me. But we

Chorus:

D            A
can't all be beautiful.
E
Who the heck would be ugly? No we
D            A
can't all be beautiful.
E
Who the heck would be ugly? That's me.

Guitar Solo:

   E                                  E
eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Bb|------9---9---9---10s-9---7h--9---|--L---9---9---9---10s-12--9-------|
Gb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
    Re   e   e   e   e   e   e   e      e   e   e   e   e   e   q

   E                                  E
eB|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Bb|--L---9---9---9---10s-9---7h--9---|--L-----5---5---7b--9---7pb9-r7---|
Gb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
   e   e   e   e   e   e   e   e        q     e   e   e   e   e    e

   A                                  A
eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------|----------------------5-----------|
Gb|--6-------------------------------|--L-------L---4s--6--------6s-4---|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
     w                                  q       e   e   e   q    s  s

   E                                  D
                             .
eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Bb|--5---------------L-------7pb9----|--7-------------------------------|
Gb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
     h               q       q          w

   A                                  E
     |-3-|
eb|----------------------------------|----------------------0---L---2s--|
Bb|--7h9h7s--5---L-------L-----------|----------------------------------|
Gb|----------------------------------|------------------1-----------2s--|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|--0-------------------------------|
     s s s   e   q       h              h               e   e   e   e

   E                                  D
                             n.
eb|--4---------------L-------4-------|--2-------------------------------|
Bb|--------------------------5-------|--3-------------------------------|
Gb|--4---------------L-------4-------|--2-------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
     h               q       q          w

   A                                  E
     n
eb|--0-------5-------L---------------|--0-------------------------------|
Bb|--2-------------------------------|--0-------------------------------|
Gb|--2-------------------------------|--1-------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
     q       q       h                  w

   E
eb|--L-------------------------------|
Bb|--L-------------------------------|
Gb|--L-------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------|
     w


Verse 4:

E
I wish that I was hidden.
E
I wish that I was small.
E
I wish that I was hidden in the chorus
A
of the only
E
song. But we

Chorus:

D              A
can't all play saxophones.
E
Who the heck would play the drums? No we
D              A
can't all play saxophones.
E
Who the heck would play the drums? No we
D              A
can't all play saxophones.
E
Who the heck would play the drums?

Outro:
E E E E E E


Notation Legend:

L = tied note
h = hammer on/pull off
b = bend
r = release
pb = pre-bend
s = slide = staccato
n = pick stroke down

Rhythm Legend:

w = Whole note (semi-breve)
h = Half note (minim)
q = Quarter note (crotchet)
e = Eight note (quaver)
s = Sixteenth note (semi-quaver)
R = Rest

Rw = whole note rest. Rh = half note rest, etc.