Vampires Mummies And Holy Ghost chords by Jimmy Buffett

Verse 1:
  E          A     E
  Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
   E           A     E
  A flashin' message says today therapy
   E               A       E
  Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
   C       G          D        B
  But I'm getting better that's what some people think

Verse 2:
   E           A     E
  Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
   E          A     E
  Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings
   E               A       E
  My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears
  C       G             D
  Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears

Chorus:
   G    C           G
  Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   C      G      D       G
  These are the things that terrify me the most
   G     C          G
  No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
         C     G        D  G
  Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
  Ooohh

Verse 3:
  E          A     E
  Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride
    E           A     E
  Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
    E           A       E
  They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
   C       G          D        B
  But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

Chorus:
   G    C           G
  Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   C      G      D       G
  These are the things that terrify me the most
   G     C          G
  No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
         C     G        D  G
  Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
  Ooohh

Bridge:
  C   Bm     Am    C   Bm       Am
  I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block
  C     Bm         Am
  He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
     G       D       D7
  The neighborhood is still in shock
  G     C      G
  La la la la, la la la la
  C      G   D    G
  La la la la, la la la la la la

Verse 4:
  E          A     E
  So many dragons lurking out in the fog
    E           A     E
  So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
    E           A       E
  It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
  C       G          D        B
  I need protection from the things in my head like

Chorus:
   G    C           G
  Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   C      G      D       G
  These are the things that terrify me the most
   G     C          G
  No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
         C     G        D  G
  Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
  Ooohh