Fruitcakes chords by Jimmy Buffett

The following is what I believe are the chords for Jimmy Buffett's
"Fruitcakes".
Artist: Jimmy Buffett
Song:"Fruitcakes"
Album:Fruitcakes    C: 032010   D:000232   G: 320033


   No Chord (Percussions instuments, slide guitar)
 You know, I was talkin' to my friend Desdomona the other day, she runs the
space station/bake shop down near Boomtown, and she told me that human beings
are flawed individuals. That the cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a
little too early, and that's the reason we're as crazy as we are, an d I
believe it.
   Take, for example, when you go to the movies these days, you know. They
try to sell you this jumbo drink, eight extra ounces of watered down cherry
Coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much
organization in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I
want...my Junior Mints! Where did Junior Mints go in the movie? I don't
want a 12-pound Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars! I want Junior Mints! We
need more Fruitcakes in this world! Less bakers! We need peple that care!
 I'm mad as hell, and I don't wanna take it anymore!

Chorus:
   C       D   G     C       D    G
   Fruitcakes in the kitchen, ...

         C    D        G           C     D
   G
   Struttin' naked through the crosswalk ...

           C     D    G           C    D
    G
   Half-baked cookies in the oven, half ...

          C   D   G         C    D    G
   There's a little bit of ....

 Verse1:

   C       D     G     C       D    G

   Paradise, lost and found. ...

        C    D    G       C       D   G
   I was out in California where I ....

          C   D      G               C
   D   G
   They got riots, fires, and ...

   C    D      G        C      D     G
   Water bars and brontosaurs...

    C       D      G              C     D
   G
    Shake and bake life with the ...


To Chorus:

Verse 2:
 Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, ....

        C    D     G           C      D
        G
    "We lost or martian rocketship", the ...

          C     D  G           C     D
        G
     Looks like that silly rocket ship has ....

        C      D    G         C    D    G
     We spend 90 jillion dollars, ...

         C  D   G          C  D       G

     I hear Universal laughter ringin' ....

Chorus:
     C       D    G     C        D    G
     Fruitcakes in the Galaxy, ....

          C    D      G          C      D
      G
    Struttin' naked towards Eternity, ...

             C     D    G           C    D
    G
    Half-baked cookies in the oven..

           C   D   G          C   D    G
    There's a little bit of Fruitcake ....


 The rest of the song obvuiosly continues in this pattern. It's not very
complicated, but it's fun to play. See you in Margaritaville!

Bill Schofield (and Caroline)
Schof26@aol.com