Vampires Mummies And Holy Ghost chords by Jimmy Buffett

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
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  Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
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  A augmentedA flashin' message says today therapy
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  Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
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  But I'm getting better that's what some people think

Verse 2:
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  Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
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  Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings
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  My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears
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  Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears

Chorus:
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  Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
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  These are the things that terrify me the most
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  No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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  Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
  Ooohh

Verse 3:
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  Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride
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  Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
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  They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
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  But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

Chorus:
   G+G    C majorC           G+G
  Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   C majorC      G+G      D MajorD       G+G
  These are the things that terrify me the most
   G+G     C majorC          G+G
  No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
         C majorC     G+G        D MajorD  G+G
  Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
  Ooohh

Bridge:
  C majorC   B minorBm     A minorAm    C majorC   B minorBm       A minorAm
  I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block
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  He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
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  The neighborhood is still in shock
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  La la la la, la la la la
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  La la la la, la la la la la la

Verse 4:
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  So many dragons lurking out in the fog
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  So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
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  It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
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  I need protection from the things in my head like

Chorus:
   G+G    C majorC           G+G
  Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   C majorC      G+G      D MajorD       G+G
  These are the things that terrify me the most
   G+G     C majorC          G+G
  No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
         C majorC     G+G        D MajorD  G+G
  Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
  Ooohh