The Asshole Song chords by Jimmy Buffett

Chords with lyrics

ASSHOLE SONG

Intro: Spoken
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Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
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When somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
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I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
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So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

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Were you born an asshole?
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Or did you work at it your whole life?
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Either way it worked out fine
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'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

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Yes you're an A augmentedA S S H O L E...
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And don't you try to blame it on me.
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You deserve all the credit.
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You're an asshole tonight.

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You were an asshole yesterday.
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You're an asshole tonight.
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And I've got a feelin'
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You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.


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And I was talkin' to your mother
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just the other night.
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I told her I thought you were an asshole.
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She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

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And all your friends are assholes
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'Cause you've known them your whole life.
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And somebody told me
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You've got an asshole for a wife.

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Were you born an asshole?
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Or did you work at it your whole life?
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Either way it worked out fine
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'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.